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What is dirty hands?

The unhygienic hands of Richard.

Damn Rich, you've got some dirty Dick hands, bro.

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Dirty hands - what is it?

When a guy finishes using a urinal and, zero fucks given, exits the bathroom without washing his hands.
Abbreviation: DDH

I saw Bob walk out of the bathroom then high-five Tim with his dirty dick hands .

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What does "dirty hands" mean?

The Dirty Hand Cookie is a sexual act between two or more consenting partners where a designated participant rams his or her clenched fist into a selected participants anus. While the hand is in the anus, the designated participant carefully attempts to grab an amount of feces. Once some feces is obtained, the designated participant will then quickly pull their hand out of their partner's anus, while protecting the integrity of the feces. The partner with his/her hand full of feces then feeds it to their partner, rubbing it in and around their face , creating a Dirty Hand Cookie.

The first time Harry and Sally had sex, Harry presented a constipated Sally with a Dirty Hand Cookie.

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Dirty hands - what does it mean?

Usually a product of Obsessive Compulsive Disorder, this syndrome refers to those days when your hands never feel clean, no matter how many times you wash them. Throughout the day you will feel anxiety induced by an apparent mitten of filth that covers your hands. Remedies toward this syndrome: showering - merely washing your hands with soap and water will not suffice.

I've been suffering from Dirty Hand Syndrome all day...no matter how many times I wash them they never feel clean!

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Dirty hands - meaning

Nickname for geology lab research done indoors with soil samples from outside. Derives from the fact that such research, if done properly, will make your hands dirty (similar to "muddy boots biology").

Ethan: "My hands are all dirty from finding the pH of my soil sample"
Andrew: "Well, what did you expect? This IS dirty hands geology for Pete's sake!"

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Dirty hands - definition

The act of chopping garden fresh vegetables, inserting them into your butthole then letting them marinate. After 2-4 hours take 2 laxatives to help pass the now softened vegetables. Shit the content in a soup bowl and enjoy a home grown veggie stew.
And for an extra kick add some Spicy Dan-o's

"What's on the menu tonight?"
"After the dinner rush all we have left is the Dirty-Handed Judy"

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Dirty hands - slang

Rocky, Indie, Blues band hailing from Northern Scotland. Popular in the early 00's during their 5 year career before woman, booze and lack of interest got in the way.

Wow did you see the Dirty Hand Shakes last night they were awesome.

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Dirty hands

Condition when one forgets to wash oneself's hands after urination, or expelling bodily waste.

Condition when one makes contact with something unsanitary with hands, and omits hand washing.

Jenny, did you wash your dirty hands?

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Dirty hands

getting germy; touching dirty stuff

OMG, you need to wash your hand now...I've been walking all over the house today, dirty-handing, and I pick that thing up all the time. Wash your hands please

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Dirty hands

an offensive adjective for men who have trouble keeping their pda under control when out in public with their sigother

when dirty hands go beyond what is considered excessive even by most peoples' pda standards, they should be publicly reprimanded

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