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What is dirty J?
When peanut butter is smeared on a penis and jelly is applied to a woman's asshole, Followed by anal sex then a blowjob.
Girl 1: "What did you have for lunch?"
Girl 2: "My husband made me a Dirty PB&J"
dirty J - video
Dirty J - what is it?
When a women sticks the index finger in the poop chute and middle finger of the same hand in the pussy during menses and then proceeds to wipe both fingers under the nose of their lover.
Scotty kept trying to fuck me during my period, so I gave him a Dirty PB & J while he slept.
What does "dirty J" mean?
The act of dipping one`s testicles in jelly, and dipping one`s penis in peanut butter ( or vice versa), and receiving a blowjob involving one`s testicles and penis at the same time.
I got my girlfriend to give me a Dirty PB+J for lunch.
Dirty J - what does it mean?
When a guy cums in a girl goes soft and gets hard again and fucks some more, without pulling out
I'm gonna give Rachel the dirty J Byrd
Dirty J - meaning
The act of being so loose and drunk by a person; whereby they feel compelled to take a shit whilst pissed, then inadvertently deciding they need to vomit into the bowl without flushing.
In extreme cases, and in the most traditional form, the 'Dirty J-Wood' is usually completed with a wet dream whilst spooning a rookie of the universities baseball team.
Tiger was at some loose bitches house last night and got so trashed he had a 'Dirty J-Wood' before he passed out.
Dirty J - definition
Running your sweaty, hairy, dirty smelly ass crack the length of some unsuspected individuals face. Leaving them with stink face.
"yo the other night Joey passed out, so I gave him a nasty "Dirty J LO"
Dirty J - slang
When your hand has a deformity and has a wierd indescribably smell but your hand is super strong and looks like the letter J and you walk up behind someone and rub it all over the face
Ben dared Josh to walk up behind Justin while he was not paying attention and told him to give him a dirty J. When Justin got a whiff of his hand he about threw up.
Dirty J
The Stickest of the Ickest. The absolute best drug there is. It is sold in Chester, Pa by a few real OG's. It can only be made with Love and only the best ingredients. Main choice of Pot is purple haze (any premium quality marijuana can be used) mixed with a secret ingredient. (Hint) it's sticky and one can jerk off with it as well.
"You man, you got that Dirty J? I'm itching bad son!"
"Yo Stan, let me get some of that sticky icky Dirty J"
Dirty J
A man in his early 40s who acts like he’s in his teens and also likes to be active with teens. He still lives off his mother While lying about everything. A dirty J will say they were in special ops navy division, a medical doctor, in tent city , a Chippendale’s stripper, and post things on Facebook saying that he is sleeping on a park bench all the while it is just a picture he took off of the TV of a park bench. A dirty J will be your best friend, funny, try to marry you within three days, and call his mama for money or pizza when she lives literally many states away. Dirty Jay doesn’t shower for three weeks at a time, wears the same clothes for those three weeks, and who knows how he cleans his foreskin.
Girl: Oh my god did you meet that dirty J? He Smells horrific and has been wearing that shirt for three weeks but man he’s done so many things in his life I’m so impressed and he’s only in his early 40s.
other girl: Ya I smelled him come in from a block away the other day when he came over and then he left when he found out I finally turned 21.
Girl: Well I am so lucky that I’m still 19 thank God.
Dirty J
A common pejorative used by University of Florida students to describe Jennings Hall, a residence hall on campus. The name was dubbed after Jennings Hall became associated with mold, poor air quality, and filthy communal bathrooms.
Nick: I know someone who lives in Jennings Hall
Ally: Oh you mean Dirty J? I remember hearing horror stories from its residents last year. And its in such a distant of campus.