Definder - what does the word mean?

What is dicktard?

the unequivocal response to a statement or action that is severely lacking in any trace of logic, reason, or any sort of intellect. used best in conjunction with awkward pauses when someone you don't like makes an obviously wrong statement and you feel like embarrassing them in front of their peers.

Sean: Do you guys think you can go to war and kill someone?

Danny: I think i could, because i wrestled and paintball.

(silence)

Dylan: That was so dicktarded it disproved natural selection.

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dicktard - video


Dicktard - what is it?

The state of consciousness or euphoria following orgasm after having really good sex.

Sex with john left me dicktarded.

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What does "dicktard" mean?

Someone who is being both retarded and an asshole. A conjunction of the adjectives "dick" and "retard"

Even though Bill was wrong, he still argued the point. So Stephanie called him a dicktard.

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Dicktard - what does it mean?

The state of being a dicktard, which is a half retard/half dick. Dicktardation most commonly occurs among the species known as homo sapiens. See also: fucktardation.

How is it possible for these insane arguments for drug prohibition to continue in our supposedly advanced culture? Isn't it time to recognize that the so-called 'war on drugs' cannot be 'won', and merely persists because of its enormously consistent profitability? History has shown us that the only way to reduce the potential for harm in prohibited drugs is to legalize, educate and regulate.

Unfortunately, due to massive dicktardation on the part of the politicians, judges and police who create and enforce these puritanical prohibition laws, rampant gang violence and the senseless incarceration of non-violent 'offenders' will continue on endlessly.

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Dicktard - meaning

Someone who is both a dick and a tard.

Jon Stewart is the world's biggest dicktard.

see also Bill Maher,Sean Penn and David Spade

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Dicktard - definition

A person in a temporary to permanent state of diminished mental capacity, brought on by their preoccupation with a man/dick.

"I was going to invite mom over for dinner but she started dating some guy. I can't deal with her when she's being such a dicktard."

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Dicktard - slang

Donald "John" Trump

Idiot: Aint nobody gunna shit on Trump like that
Person with brain: Everybody already does. He's a dicktard.

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Dicktard

Someone who is so retarded that he does things that make him a dick.

The fact that Crosby still can't complete the simplest of simple tasks obviously classifies him as a total dicktard!

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Dicktard

The combination of dick and retard.

OMG, I can't believe he did that. He's such a dicktard !

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Dicktard

A combination dick/ retard. that is to say that not only is the guy a complete moron, but he's also a flat-out asshole.

Man, David Spade is such a total dicktard, i bet he likes a nice hot carl.

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