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What is dickhand?
When people do not wash their hands after pissing they have "dick hands"
Did you not wash your hands? You better not touch me with those dickhands.
dickhand - video
Dickhand - what is it?
When you inavertably shake someone’s hand after having fondled your balls for a little while.
After all of these questionable moments, I only just realize my superior has been dickhanding me everytime
What does "dickhand" mean?
Wow, Coco has been doing edward dickhands a lot recently
Dickhand - what does it mean?
When two puratonikku bros are void of puss for a sufficient amount of time, leading to the joining of hands to replicate the look and feel of a vaginal cavity. Each bro then proceeds to insert their fully heterosexual dicks into the corresponding vaginus hole, and proceed to simulate intercourse.
Bro 1: ha ha bro you know what would be really funny and not at all gay at all? if like we partook in some good ol' fashioned dickhand vagina!
Bro 2: yes bro! YES!
Dickhand - meaning
When something is stolen from you right as you were going to pick it up.
jacked swiped
I was reaching for the remote but my bother dickhanded it and put on some cartoons.
Dickhand - definition
The state of male hands at the period of time between pissing and washing their hands. Exists for as long as one goes without washing his hands, however requires a witness in said case.
"Company policy states that you must greet each intern with a smile and handshake."
"To hell with that, I followed Lemmings out of the restroom, the consistency of his Dickhands has lasted a few days now!"
Dickhand - slang
The act of placing your hands on your genitals and then in the presence of people, places, or things where they are unwanted. Most common in the preparation of food, while shaking hands, or to making contact with an enemy/rival. This is done either intentionally to spite, or unconsciously, usually after using the bathroom and not washing.
Can provide some temporary satisfaction for the "giver". Females can aslo give "the Dickhand"
You shouldn't have yelled at the drive-thru attendant. Now our food will probably get the dickhand
Danny is a jerk, that's why I gave him the dickhand when he dapped me.
Dickhand
To touch public surfaces after touching one's private areas, perhaps by utilizing the facilities, perhaps by self-pleasuring, perhaps by pleasuring someone else, without having the civil nature to wash one's hands first.
That Google guy dickhands the bathroom door every time. Why can't that guy wash his damn hands?
Dickhand
This term is used after a man has masturbated, or after someone has given a handjob and has failed to wash his or her hands, resulting in the smell of dick.
BoyA - Why are you washing your hands?
GirlG - Because I don't dickhand
BoyA - You went home in your mom's car with dickhand before!
Dickhand
The hand a male uses to masturbate himself with. Also, the hand a male uses to hold his member while inserting it into an orifice or other object.
Excuse me miss, I broke my dickhand when I fell off my bike, can you help me?