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What is dick measuring?
The Standardized Dick Measurement.
The Girl ever wants to know the real size of any Guys Dick.
First Have the guy clinch a Fist.
Then have the guy add 3 fingers sideways on top of the fist he is clinching.
Add up the total length top to bottom of the fist and fingers and This will give you the real size of his Dick. Head,Shaft and the Base.
Hey Jen I want to know how big Jakes Dick Is.
Just have Jake do the The Standardized Dick Measurement.
dick measuring - video
Dick measuring - what is it?
p friendly competition where guys display their pride to answer the question of, "Whose is bigger?" Not only more fair, but more fun, when judged by impartial female referees. especially when they take a "hand's on" approach to the judging.
The time had arrived for me to be judged in the dick measuring contest, a rite of passage for guys entering high school. Louise put her hand on my cock to hold it firm and straight while Jennifer held the ruler stretched out along its full length. As it happened, the number she read off - 9 7/8 inches - was enough for me to win, with a half inch to spare. What I enjoyed more than the thrill of victory, though, was the thrill I felt when Louise, not releasing her grip, slid her hand up and down my shaft, until I came. Nevertheless, I kind of enjoyed the notoriety my victory gave me, especially when suitably ambiguous stories recorded it in the student newspaper and, later that year, in the yearbook. Needless to say, it not only increased the respect I received from the other guys, but my popularity with the girls - apparently, size does count, at least with some girls.
What does "dick measuring" mean?
A friendly competition between you and your friends to see who has the best claim to say, "Mine's bigger." Both more reliable in its results and more fun for the competitors where the results are determined, not by the competitors themselves, but by objective female judges.
At the end of the dick measuring contest, she gave me a hand job.
Dick measuring - what does it mean?
A male competition among well-endowed dudes for the bragging rights of the winner being able to say, with reference to his hard cock, "Mine's bigger."
My nine inch cock easily won the eighth grade dick-measuring contest, winning the admiration and respect of my classmates.
Dick measuring - meaning
When people obsessively compare themselves to each other to see who is 'the best' or 'the biggest'. It may or may not involve actual penises, but it can. Usually the things being compared are worthless and meaningless things like income, car size, house size, job performance, sports stats, partner attractiveness, and yes, of course, penis sizes.
They're all bragging about how big their cars are versus the other guy's car, they're just engaging in a useless dick measuring contest.
Dick measuring - definition
A conflict in which two parties (ususally male) are vehemently disputing something of limited relevance. Generally, both parties are somewhat wrong, but each refuses to be back down for fear of being thought the have the smaller of their two penises. Similar to a pissing match, but generally, the conflict involved involves a larger element of machismo, and continues on only because neither side wants to be seen as the one who backs down.
The White House and the Conservative Right have been in a real dick measuring contest over the qualifications of this new Supreme Court apointee, Harriet Meiers.
Dick measuring - slang
When a group of egotistical men get together
Today’s meeting turned into a dick measuring contest
Dick measuring
Commonly used when two guys or friends are arguing and one friend brings up a point to counter his friend point, but in theory it is just a stupid and or irrelevant point.
Steve: Do you ahve any enemies? what about the guys you jipped on the deal..
Joe: How did you know about that!?! Well what about you and not going to help Bob in the bad deal he made?
Steve: This is no time for dick measuring, who did you do a bad deal with....
Dick measuring
Slang term for the United States one-dollar bill, which is six inches in length. Although all US bills are the same length, the term can be pluralized to denote larger sums of money, irrespective of how many bills are involved.
Eustice: That bastard Gavin owes me thirty dick measurers.
Chad: Bro's always short on dick measurers.
Dick measuring
When to men are talking, and one trys to one up the other by bragging.
Bill: Ok I shot sniper 1 down and am working on 2.
Ted: Well I killed that one guy back there, remember?
Bill: Now's not the time for Dick Measuring!