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What is dick in hand?
Shaking hands or touching someone after using the restroom and not washing your hands. Can be used in a prank or redemption situation.
After taking a piss at the bar I walked out and saw the lead singer to a band that sucked. i went up a shook his hand and thanked him for his show. All the while the singer never knew that he was dick handed.
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Later i saw a buddy in the bar. I walked up to him and shook his hand. Later noting to him that he just got - dick handed!
dick in hand - video
Dick in hand - what is it?
A description of an individual who neglects to wash their hands after using the restroom. When refering to a specific individual, it becomes Dick Kands.
person 1: See that guy, hes got dick hands.
person 2: What a filthy fucking animal. What if someone shakes hands with him, and then eats?
person 1: That is a classic case of primary contact. Keep your hands to yourself. Its tough love, you know.
Upon a later encounter..
person 1: Hey, theres Dick Kands.
What does "dick in hand" mean?
A girl with really soft hands and knows how to massage your dick well.
You have great Dick hands! Ahhh I love it when you touch my dick .
Dick in hand - what does it mean?
The hand a prostitute uses to grab a dick.
This is my dick hand, and that is my pimp hand.
Dick in hand - meaning
When you walk in on a guy wacking off.
I didn’t know Larry was in his bedroom and when I walked in I caught him dick handed!
Dick in hand - definition
noun; A condition often observed after a man masturbates, or when a woman gropes a man's genitals, and fails to wash his/her hands sufficiently or at all afterwards. Symptoms may be less or more severe depending on the frequency and thoroughness with which the male washes his penis, and may include foul odor, damp skin, and in severe cases, the presence of semen on the sufferer's hand(s).
Even without close examination, I could tell by the smell that Tyler had contracted a severe case of dick hand.
Dick in hand - slang
The state which men enter when they are horny and all the blood in thier body surges to thier member which renders men certifiably stupid. Inevitably allowing them to make regretable decisions due to the lack of blood flow to the brain (crainium not member!)
This guy i met last week wont stop texting me.I should have never sent him that pic because he clearly has DHS-Dick In Hand Syndrome now.
Dick in hand
Not knowing what the fuck to do in any given situation.
He's shit at this game. It's like he is walking around with his dick in hand.
Dick in hand
Like cash-in-hand, you are paid with sexual favors, rather than money.
Matt: Hey man, I just got paid.
Craig: Hey, i'll come with you to get the money out.
Matt: Na, it's already happened. My boss is hot, she pays me dick-in-hand! BOOYA!!!
Dick in hand
Metaphorical (and/or literal) penises in place of hands.
(watching football) That's his third drop today! That dude has dicks for hands!