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What is desparate?

A YouTuber who uploads very rarely, and who should probably delete his channel, however he is all called "Disintigrate" most of the time.

"Hey, Desparity how's it going?

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Desparate - what is it?

A threesome that results from three people that are hardly attracted to each other, if at all, but the convenience of presence, and the desire of sex is too great

Dude, I was with Dave and Sarah last night, and it ended in a Desparate Sandwich.

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What does "desparate" mean?

A guy who will say or do anything and everything to get a girlfriend, usually not caring who it is. Often categorized by talking to as many girls as possible and acting interested in all of them until one actually shows interest back, at which time, they will immediately blow off all the others and shift their attention to the one person (this is rare, because they usually fail majorly at flirting). If they do manage a relationship, it usually will turn into an obsessive one, with them most likely telling their significant other that they love them within the first few weeks.

Can be compared to someone who is "pussy whipped", as these guys often will do anything to make themselves look better to a girl. Including lieing about themselves, putting the girl before his guy friends, and "cockblocking" others who the girl may show interest in.

Guy1:Did you hear that desparate douchebag Tim finally got a girl to like him?

Guy2: Really? How'd he manage that one?

Guy1: He told her that he loved her.

Guy: Wow, ya think that would just freak someone out?

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Desparate - what does it mean?

When you try to publish a word on Urban Dictionary four times and get denied every single time

I just spent the last 15 minutes trying to get a word on Urban Dictionary. I'm so desparate. I hope this word gets published *hint hint*

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Desparate - meaning

A heavily butchered version of "despair". It is not to be confused with "disparity", despite matching that word more closely in spelling.

Mike: "I am going to have a desparity attack if I don't do well on the test"
Bob: "what"

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Desparate - definition

When horny males over the age of 16 follow and hook up with girls of the age of 14 and under.

male #1: dude lets sneak out to jenna's house tonight! i hear shes having a sleep over with her friends so there will be plenty of underage chicks to go around!

male #2: niceee man im in!

male#3: I havent gotten any in a month! im desparate!

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