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What is deseased?
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Deseased - what is it?
When one has phone sex and they get some sort of desease.
Chloe: Hailey your going to get telephically transmited desease after all this phone sex
Hailey: I think I have a yeast infection?
What does "deseased" mean?
(noun) Horny Alzheimer (hΓ‘wrnee Γ‘alts-hΔ«merz)
(After Alois Alzheimer (1864-1915), german neurologist)
"Horny Alzheimer" or "Horny Alzheimerβs Disease" (also H.A.D.) is a medical disorder causing dementia when sex is expected: a degenerative disorder that affects the brain and causes dementia (especially late in life or late at night), forgetting all those negative memories or moral impediments you have regarding some questionable partner you had, in order to: get laid, to scratch the old itch, to dance horizontal lambada, etc..
Example 1:
- Hey, Susan! are you really going out with Rick again? Wasn't he the one who cheated on you with your sister?
- I don't remember...
- Well, I do, he also stole your dvd player and still owes me 230 bucks.
- mmm... sorry, I don't follow...
- Yes, yes, he's the one, you even tattooed his name on your shoulder, slut.
- (making common facial gestures in a Horny Alzheimer's Desease patient) really?
- Oh my, I know exactly the name of the disease you have.
Example 2:
- So what do you think about that David Letterman and his assistant, huh?
- All I heard is that they were lovers, right?
- Yes. They say he wasn't married but engaged when he was fooling around with her.
- Drat! H.A.D. strikes again!
Example 3:
- Please, doctor, come quickly! I think my mom's Horny Alzheimer is getting worse...
- Why do you think so?
- Because she had sex with my uncle last week and now she's hooking up with my cousin.
- It doesn't seem that bad.
- And yesterday she was making out with grandma.
- Ok, where do you live?
- 77 Langford street, near Lemontree Park, in the state of...
- No need to tell me, you must be in Texas.
Deseased - what does it mean?
Kan't Remember A Fuckin Thing desease, similar to alzheimer's.
What do you mean you don't remember? DO you have KRAFT desease or something?
Deseased - meaning
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You are such a deseased rat lol
Deseased - definition
A linguistic desease that causes a person to say like too often and when it is not appropriate often past on through too much social contact with an affected person.
X:"I was like counting the likes that she like spoke during her like presentation at the like UofC and she speaks like an average of like 25 likes per minute, like how annoying"
Y: "haha yeah, that is annoying. She grew up out in the suburbs. She has got likensense desease."
Deseased - slang
the desease of having a small penis and over-compensating for it with large expensive muscular items such as hummers, trucks bigger than required, big guns, and way too much muscle.
look at that man driving his big expensive souped-up hummer, he must have Gherkinson's Desease.
i have to go pump some more iron because unfortunately i have the gherkinson's desease.
Deseased
the desease of having a small penis and over-compensating for it with large expensive muscular items such as hummers, trucks bigger than required, big guns, and way too much muscle.
look at that man driving his big expensive souped-up hummer, he must have Gherkinson's Desease.
i have to go pump some more iron because unfortunately i have the gherkinson's desease.
Deseased
Being so diseased, you're almost deceased.
Can be applied to the entire body, or a particular organ.
Having deseased organs sucks, or so I'm told :/
God, I'm so ill. I'm feeling really deseased.
NO. THAT'S NOT A TYPO! I REALLY AM DESEASED.