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What is derulo?
Jailson Derulo aka Jail is a force of nature. He's strong independent and he doesn't give AF about opinions.
When Jailson Derulo's watch breaks time stops. When Jailson Derulo wakes up the sun hides behind the clouds.
Jailson is the personification of strength and he teached Hercules all of the tricks he knew.
Legend says that Jailson Derulo destroyed the previous universe when he birthed himself because of the strength of the explosion. Something that later became known as Big Bang
That dude is rly cute and has a big D, he's such a Jailson Derulo
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Derulo - what is it?
Michael Jackson wannabe/clone.
Chris Brown wannabe/clone. (lol)
After Chris Brown "died" (lol), they tried to replace him with Jason Derulo and then Justin Bieber. He dances and kinda looks like Chris Brown.
Person: Chris Brown's career is over, let's find another Michael Jackson clone!
Person 2: Jason Derulo looks like him. Let's take advantage of Chris Brown's death and cash in.
Me: Oh no, another Michael Jackson wannabe! When will it end?
What does "derulo" mean?
You become a type of 'Dog Derulo' depending on how you are feeling, what sort of state of mind you are in.
It originated in Aberystwyth November 2011 and all started with 'Fume Dog Derulo'
Only some words will work.
If you use the wrong word, or become a dog derulo in the wrong situation, you could end up a)looking like a right tit b)ruin the whole 'dog derulo' get-up.
An example of the words you can use,
Steaming - becomes 'Steam Dog derulo'
Fuming - 'Fume Dog Derulo'
Jealous - 'Jel Dog Derulo
Get turned down by a minger, definite cause for - 'Rejected Dog Derulo'
A few other examples;
Good cook? = a Culinery Genius Dog Derulo
'I heard a bunch of geltaidd live in the Sex Pit now, FUME DOG DERULO!!'
'Sex Panthers social on thursday? I'm gonna be STEAM DOG DERULO!'
Derulo - what does it mean?
Makes many of the monocle bearing internet trolls "oh i say" at the Pokemon hate and the inability to create lyrics of his own.
Oh I say! This Jason Derulo hasn't herd of teh mudkipz!
Derulo - meaning
1) a black r&b singer who tries too hard to be Michael Jackson (Seriously, have you seen him! He's always wearing one white glove and a red leather jacket. Also the way he dances and the random "UHHS" and "HIHIES" in his songs) His songs are also mostly him just singing over other peoples music (Bittersweet Symphony, Hide and Seek)
2) something you say when your tired of sitting around saying nothing with friends.For the full affect, you have to say it like he does is the beginning of "In My Head" (JAY-SSSON DAA-ROU-LOWW)
1)Amy: My gawd, did you see Jason Derulo's new music video? It's him singing over Single Ladies wearing a fedora hat!
Brad: No, but I heard that in his next one, he's going to turn into a werewolf and him and an angry crowd of musically capable zombies chase his girlfriend and then stop in the middle of the street and preform a perfectly choreographed dance.
Amy: Wow really? That sounds like the kind of thing that will redefine music videos forever!
2)*silence*
Phil: JAY-SSSSON DAA-ROU-LOOWWW!
Hannah: Phil you would...
Derulo - definition
A black R&B singer and dancer from Florida, Miami, famous with his pretty catchy single 'Whatcha Say'. Looks like the next Chris Brown.
Josh: Hey how's your date with that hottie?
Mike: Mmmm whatcha say?
Josh: I said how's your date with that hottie?
Mike: Mmm that you only meant well?
Josh: Say what?
Mike: Well of course you did. Mmmm whatcha say, (whatcha say). Wha- wha- wha- wha- what did she say.
Josh: Man, you're so Jason Derulo!
Derulo - slang
That pale ass nigga wit metal legs who always be munchin on potato chips and watching ghost adventures.
Dang, he is Milltron DeRulo. You can tell by them metal legs.
Derulo
Getting down to business and skipping foreplay.
Hey babe, we have 10 minutes until we have to leave. Wanna Jason Derulo?”
Derulo
This person has many bedrooms in their house, and even more bathrooms. Loves dancing and performing for family members, but is too afraid to perform for others. However, he will perform some freaky freaky stuff for the ladies. We're talking S&M, B&B, A&M, and M&M.
Are you going to hang out with Derulo? Ask him to sing for you! He might!
Are you going to hang out with Derulo? Ask him to do some A&M to you! He might!