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What is dense cabbage?

An insult for people who you don't have the brain power to deal with.

This definition also defines "Bruised banana", "Toasted muffin", and my favorite, "Chewy cellery

Alfred: *does something stupid*
Lily: Alfred is a really dense cabbage.

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dense cabbage - video

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Dense cabbage - what is it?

Rare insult

Shut up you dense cabbage

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What does "dense cabbage" mean?

Basically, an idiot.

"And now, the 45th president of the united states, President Donald "Dense Cabbage" Trump." (A dense cabbage.)

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Dense cabbage - what does it mean?

An insult for someone who insists on arguing against something that is common sense.

John: "My name is John!"
Idiot: "I doubt that, there's no way your name is John."
John: "...Why would I lie about my own name??"
Idiot: "I don't know, your name just isn't John."
John: "You Dense Cabbage, MY. NAME. IS. JOHN."

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Dense cabbage - meaning

A weird word for an idiot

“You dense cabbage

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Dense cabbage - definition

What you call someone after you correct them

"5 + 5 is like 8 or something so-"
"5 + 5 is 10 you dense cabbage!"

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Dense cabbage - slang

A dense cabbage is a sucky person that sucks at life.

Why are you such a dense cabbage bitch?

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Dense cabbage

Used as an insult to idiots or people who stand up for a specific idiot.

p1 stands up for somebody spamming

p1: this dude is totally not spamming.
p2: you dense cabbage-

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Dense cabbage

Someone is who's just generally dumb

If you can't do a simple thing right, you're a dense cabbage.

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