Gaming term that stands for "kill/death ratio" used to refer to the number of people you are able to kill in a game before you die. It is calculated by taking the number of people that you killed and divided by the number of deaths that you have had.

If you killed 15 people in the span of 6 lives, then your K/D would be 2.5, meaning that for every life that you have, you are able to kill about two and a half people.

"Dude, my K/D is 1.2. I suck!"

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D**k - definition

(phrase) The overall feeling of contempt one gets from having to be around bothersome, slutty women on a regular basis which leads to the overwhelming desire to say "put a d--k in it!". It is very similar to the phrase 'put a sock in it' but is more suggestive given the nature & tendencies of set women.

Sam: "Did you hear Dennis broke up with Cindy?"

Chris: "No way? What happened?"

Sam: "Well, he told me that he got so sick of her blabbing on and on about the most pointless crap whenever they were together. So he stopped her mid-sentence, looked at her dead in the eyes and said, "Oh put a d--k in it! Dammit!"

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