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What is cum blanket?
A soft blanket you use to masturbate with
You might not want to touch that cum blanket
cum blanket - video
Cum blanket - what is it?
that blanket someone gives you when you're staying over their house on short notice. it's usually smelly, itchy and looks like someone bought it at a garage sale for $2. in most cases you'd rather use your sweatshirt as a blanket and freeze to death before cuddling with this rag
friend: "here's a pillow and blanket dude" *pulls nasty blanket out of closet*
you: "thanks man" *throws blanket on the other side of the room after first touch* "no way am I sleeping with a dirty mexican cum blanket..."
What does "cum blanket" mean?
To cover your sexual partner(s) with old tissues that were once used to wipe up cum after masterbation
Baby, i'm going give you a cum blanket
Cum blanket - what does it mean?
A girl who gets passed around a frat house.
Dude, you got the Nat Lite and cum blankets for tonight's party?
Cum blanket - meaning
The top blanket on a hotel bed, infrequently washed, often found to contain traces of blood, semen and feces as per oprah's investigation.
Dude, I always remove the cum blanket first thing upon checkin!
Cum blanket - definition
towel favored by a particular man to whipe his jizz on after he whacks the shit out of his chicken
dude, dont lay on that, thats my cum blanket