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What is crouse?
the underwater species of crousies, known for spitting out styrofoam when suprised and sarcasm.
Today I saw a sea crouse flailing its digits in the air.
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Crouse - what is it?
A serious genital health condition in which a crusty layer of rotten skin completely covers a man's penis rendering him incapable of penetrating a vagina.
"Damn.. He's got a serious case of Crouse-Dick."
"Stay away from Eric, he's got Crouse-Dick"
What does "crouse" mean?
When you walk with a slight bounce in your step, going faster than your average walk.
"John Doe was doing the Crouse Walk down the street!"
Crouse - what does it mean?
Ben Crouse, is a bitch ass Arabic nigga who likes to fart in your god damn face. His slut mom likes to yell at him while he's jacking off to his poop and pee fetish. He is also imfamously known for yelling "Joe mama" during an English class.
"Dude, is that the Ben Crouse? The one that yelled 'Joe mama' in class???"
"HELL YEAH IT IS, THIS IS WHY HE DOESN'T HAVE A GIRLFRIEND"
"Bro, he's probably gay..."
Crouse - meaning
A term used to describe Crouse's crouse. However, having a crouse is not limited to people who are named Crouse. Anyone, with sufficient girth, can have a crouse but only Crouse can have a Crouse's crouse.
"How the heck does Crouse's crouse fit in those pants?"
"You better watch it Jon, or else you're going to get a Crouse!"
Crouse - definition
the act of doing some sort of intercourse.
"I cant believe that J-Love just croused her."
"Are Chris and Jordan crousing upstairs?"
"You wanna crouse?"
Crouse - slang
To consistently not show up to important events and lie about whereabouts. Act like your too busy to be somewhere. Constant disregard for friendship. To leave someone hanging or screw over.
(noun) Your such a crouse for not showing up for class today.
(verb) Dude you really croused me today.
(verb) Be at my house tomorrow morning at 7am, and don't you crouse on me.
(adjective) No you cant borrow my car because you are too crouse.
Crouse
(v.) The process of repeatedly claiming to have quit smoking only to gradually return to the habit each time. A variation on Freudian denial.
He's been crousing spastically for months now.
Crouse
To urinate publicly and then deny it, esp. if one later runs for public office.
Angie croused outside a bar in south Scottsdale.
Crouse
to be one of the best looking studs at the school
wow, that guy is a real crouse