Definder - what does the word mean?

What is cross thread?

When you are taking a crap, and it takes you a long time, and it feels as if a boulder is being squeezed from your ass. It hurts and feels like it's coming out sideways.

You go back to your desk and someone says "dude you were in there a long time", you respond by saying "dude, i had one cross threaded"

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Cross thread - what is it?

When a person normally drinks alcohol, then tries drinking alcohol and takes weed gummies.

Went to the bar last night and Steve showed up with gummies, I got totally cross threaded.

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What does "cross thread" mean?

When your gal is menstrating and you tie a tampon on your dong and screw her.

My girl was on the rag but she was lookin so hot so I didn’t care, I cross threaded her

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Cross thread - what does it mean?

Once just generally meaning confused thoughts but now used to mean when two or more people are talking in an internet chatroom and get two different subjects confused together.

WiL> Have you got it yet?
Tony> I got summat well kewl other day!
WiL> Oh?
Tony> Ill look, BRB...
WiL> Sent it ages ago!
Tony> Its well kewl, a mate sent it 2 me! :D
WiL> He did!? Hang on, weve got Crossed Threads, mate, R U on about the mail I sent U or this other thing?

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