What is cronkite?

It is the act of fucking a woman as hard as Walter Cronkite. It is commonly used when saying how hard you fucked a girl. It is also used a lot when referring to how hard you sexed up someones mother.

Dude, I Walter Cronkited your mom last night.

👍35 👎13

cronkite - meme gif

cronkite - video

Cronkite - what is it?

When two people are try to get each other off and the first one to get off says, "that was the way it was"

The last time Doocy said "this is huge" was when he and Hannity were caught in the broom closet at the Christmas party, giving each other a sloppy cronkite.

👍117 👎53

What does "cronkite" mean?

When two people are getting each other off: the first one to reach orgasm says to the other, "and that's the way it was," in Walter Cronkite's voice.

giving a sloppy cronkite: "Ohhhhhhhh ooohohho oh oh go-OHhOHHHH I'M COMING! Ohh, oh--and that's the way it was."

👍113 👎49

Cronkite - what does it mean?

When two people try to get each other off and the first one to get off says,"That's the way it was."

At the party, the two news reporters went into the broom closet to perform a sloppy cronkite.

👍73 👎27

Cronkite - meaning

From The Daily Show with Jon Stewart (1/29/07):

Two or more people try to get each other off, and the first one to climax says: "And that's the way it was."

We were both trying to steal home, when she suddenly screamed "and that's the way it was" and left me hanging! What did I do to deserve a sloppy cronkite?

👍49 👎13

Cronkite - definition

The greatest journalist to ever live. He broke the news of President John F. Kennedy's assassination and death. He exposed the American people to the reality of the war in Vietnam. He also was a staunch supporter of NASA and the exploration of space. Men like Walter Cronkite are the standard of what a journalist should be.

The following is a famous quote from Walter Cronkite after John F. Kennedy's funeral on November 25th, 1963.

"It is said that the human mind has a greater capacity for remembering the pleasant than the unpleasant. But today was a day that will live in memory and in grief. Only history can write the importance of this day: Were these dark days the harbingers of even blacker ones to come, or like the black before the dawn shall they lead to some still as yet indiscernible sunrise of understanding among men, that violent words, no matter what their origin or motivation, can lead only to violent deeds? This is the larger question that will be answered, in part, in the manner that a shaken civilization seeks the answers to the immediate question: Who, and most importantly what, was Lee Harvey Oswald? The world’s doubts must be put to rest. Tonight there will be few Americans who will go to bed without carrying with them the sense that somehow they have failed. If in the search of our conscience we find a new dedication to the American concepts that brook no political, sectional, religious or racial divisions, then maybe it may yet be possible to say that John Fitzgerald Kennedy did not die in vain. That’s the way it is, Monday, November 25, 1963. This is Walter Cronkite, good night."

👍73 👎13