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What is cronenberg?A mutant version of the human form. "Watch out for those Cronenbergs!" cronenberg - meme gifcronenberg - videoCronenberg - what is it?Probably the smartest film director alive. Made horror films in the 70s and then started making his unique "Cronenfilms" in the 80s. The formula is: show really fucked-up stuff in a really neutral way. Classic example: The scene in Videodrome where a guy grows a vagina-like stomach slit and then pokes around in it with a handgun while the camera just watches, like it's an instructional film ("What to do with Your New Organ"). The main rules of a Cronenfilm: Don't judge, just show. Don't make it exciting, just make it weird. But show what's really going on, even if it makes no sense. Best films: Scanners, Videodrome, The Fly, Crash, Naked Lunch, A History of Violence. Has been a huge influence on: horror movies (esp. the Ring movies) and sci-fi (esp. the Matrix movies). Best time to watch: drunk/high, or in a mood to think about weird shit. Worst time: when you're in the mood for action or romance. Dude, that scene in the Matrix where the bug crawls into the guy's stomach? Totally David Cronenberg. What does "cronenberg" mean?Typically a failure that is so immense that there is no recourse except for completely starting over. Unlike a Kobiyashi Maru, there is no sollution. The party was totally Cronenberged after the cops showed up Cronenberg - what does it mean?a cronenberg is a grotesque, often mutilated being that resembles something from one of his movies; to cronenberg something is to mutate it into such a being. Boy Morty i really Cronenberged the world up, didn't i? Cronenberg - meaningHaving features reminiscent of body horror or indicative of infectious disease This roast pig's head is the most cronenberg dinner I've ever eaten. Cronenberg - definitionOne of the most well known directors of horror films. His films all have bizarre, creepy, and strange/dreamlike characteristics. He is known as an auteur, that is, one of a kind. "Long live the new flesh!!!!!!!!" - Videodrome Cronenberg - slang(verb) To have your head explode off your shoulders. Dude, when your roommate finds out you slept with his girlfriend, he's gonna cronenberg. Cronenberg(noun) A twisted mockery of a human being. Distorted beyond all recognition but still retaining enough human qualities to suggest a human origin. Often a result of a horrible virus or malevolent alien entity attempting to create a human race in it's own sick image. Oh man, ever since those huge worldwide explosions a couple years ago, there sure are a lot of cronenbergs lumbering around. |
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