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What is crockpot?
A process of giving a women/man a gaping asshole. From there you proceed to bust inside said butt. you then proceed to urinate inside the cum filled asshole. Then you take a shit inside of this horrid mixture as well as vomit into the asshole of your lover. To finish off this masterpiece, you proceed to put your dick back inside of the filled up ass and stir it around.
Reverend, I just gave Dave a gnarly Crockpot last night.
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Crockpot - what is it?
When your constipated and you place a heating pad on your stomach to somewhat liquify your terd/terds for easier passing
After eating those cold mozzarella stick I'm sure to be Crockpotting later tonight
What does "crockpot" mean?
When your girl is in the shower, you go in and take a nasty shit, don't flush and walk out. The steam and scent cook itself.
My wife is pissed, I crockpotted her last night.
Crockpot - what does it mean?
A name used to make fun of someone who says something dumb, outrageous, and/or aggravating.
another word for the phrase: crack smoker
Jan: " i have three legs. one is invisible."
Bob: "what a Crockpot."
Crockpot - meaning
The act of a woman placing a mans genitals in her mouth with the intentions of oral sex. But the oral does not involve any movement by the woman or the man. She simply places the mans genitals in her mouth and just lets it sit. As if “slow cooking” his meat like a “crockpot” would do.
Bro this chick gave me a crockpot last night. She just put it in her mouth and sat there slow cooking my junk in her mouth. It was terrible.
Crockpot - definition
A "Crockpot" or "Crockpotting" refers to the act of a man cumming in a woman's or man's mouth and restricting her/him, simultaneously, from spitting it out OR swallowing, thus creating the effect of "Crockpotting" the liquid within her mouth cavity.
By placing the hand over the mouth and gripping the neck at the same time, immediately after ejaculation, the semen/sperm is trapped in the mouth for Crockpotting.
Crockpot - slang
The act of farting in a car while locking the windows so other riders can't roll them down to relieve the stench, sealing in the smell like a crockpot. This is best done while the heat is on to maximize the odor.
Sally and I took a road trip the other day and I crockpotted her.
Crockpot
The feeling of food churning/ bubbling/ cooking through your digestive system before you make a poop.
Geesh, I'm crockpotting from that Indian buffet; I need to find a toilet right now.
Crockpot
When your girlfriend mother drives 10 hrs having to shit, but instead ofew stopping to poo, she let's it brew until she gets to your house then paints your toilet and walls.
Dammit Linda, you did the crockpot again. My toilet looks like an atomic shit bomb went off.
Crockpot
When a man ejaculates into a woman's vagina, and returns to eat it 4-8 hours later, depending on the season.
Lance: "We're going out for burgers, wanna go?"
Gary: "No thanks. My old lady let me give her the crockpot this morning."
Lance: "Lucky."