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What is crispy cream?
When you masturbate, ejaculate and fall asleep before cleaning up your discharge,... then have to clean it off yourself when you wake up and everything has dried.
I was watching Sabado Gignate last night before bed, got really tired while I was wanking it and Crispy Creamed myself.
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Crispy cream - what is it?
When a guy ejaculates on a girls stomach,lets it dry out, and then feeds it to her. It is both cripy and creamy, and the ladies love it!
Last night was awesome, I crispy creamed Sara and she loved it.
What does "crispy cream" mean?
A female on birth control that hoardes semen inside her pecker passage.
A female that doesn't shower or squeeze her cream pie out after sex.
She's not wifey material bro, girl is a total crispy cream. Last night, I came inside her and she put her panties back on and went to bed.
Crispy cream - what does it mean?
Getting set on fire or being burned
That guys trying to crispy cream me with his flamethrower.
Crispy cream - meaning
When you butt fuck someone and you orgasm in their asshole not too deep inside and you let the cum harden to fully solidify their asshole shut
She is going to get a crispy cream but she dont know yet!
Crispy cream - definition
Crispy cream: to cum on her sunburned back, ass, or tits
Bro when we got back from the beach I crispy creamed all over her burnt ass. Who needs aloe?
Crispy cream - slang
deep-fried semen. Ususally made out of ignorance or idiocy.
"Why the hell did you make crispy cream you dumbass?"
Crispy cream
Term for a Caucasian person extremely sun burnt. Because they are 'burnt to a crisp' and cream is white.
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Crispy cream
Someone who stands up for nothing or anyone (wussy) they talk shit, but when it comes down to doing something about it they turn into a crispy cream dougnut - all sugary sweet and plyable under pressure.
John was a crispy cream when he was asked his opinion on a subject.
Crispy cream
A glazed face as the result of rubbing it all over a wet pussy.
Alternately, when a woman sits on you and rubs her pussy all over your face.
---YUM---
"Baby I love it when you grind on my face, now come kiss my crispy cream"