Definder - what does the word mean?

What is cricket bat?

Slang term for female genitalia of which the labia is particularly prominent, meaty, like the neck of a chicken or of a turkey.

Also see "Beef Curtains"

Looks like that cricket bat snatch was hit for six!

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cricket bat - video


Cricket bat - what is it?

someone with a broken hand

is that a cricket bat man

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What does "cricket bat" mean?

Pretty self explanatory really. Usually with the handle end, but for extreme hardcore you can give the wood a go. The grip on the handle can pose a problem to entry, but excessive use of Vaseline should do the trick. Note: Can be voluntary or involuntary.

Kittow put down another catch so the team embarked in some recreational cricket bat penetration. (Involuntary penetration)

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Cricket bat - what does it mean?

n: a implement used in that most booring of sports, cricket. Also perhaps the best cure for depression/anxiety/stress/insomnia/annoying siblings/tax collectors/salesmen money can buy (exept perhaps alcohol). To operate: hold the bat by the thin end (or handle) and then administer a sharp blow to the head with the large flat end, repeat if necissary until your vision becomes blurred/dissapears entirely.

would you be interested in buying....oooow

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