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What is creamated?
the act of cumming on the ashes of a lovesome
Harold you sick fuck why did you creamate on uncle Bobs ashes!
Harold creamated on his uncle Bobs ashes
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creamated - video
Creamated - what is it?
When you get bukkakied at your funeral.
When I die I don’t want to be buried or burned, just go ahead and get me creamated.
What does "creamated" mean?
A popular new alternative to cremation.
The holy act of dousing a recently deceased person in cum before setting the highly flammable cum on fire.
Ben Dover: "What did you do with your mother when she passed?"
Hue.G.Rection: "I gave her a creamation"
Creamated - what does it mean?
The act in which one ejactulates on a burning body either alive or dead.
For additional information, see dukkake.
He hated his ex wife so much that he snuck into the creamatorium and gave her a proper creamation.
Creamated - meaning
Vaginal lubrication that occurs involuntarily and/or unexpectedly, when a female is aroused by something that occurs during normal activity or conversation (AKA Creamin' in your jeans)
Molly: "Yesterday at the fruit market, Tom selected and purchased some of the most fresh & ripe mangoes and kiwis I have ever seen. We walked the boardwalk, talking as he peeled the fruit. I don't know if it was the juices trickling down his hand or the sound of his voice, but I creamated non-stop, nearly the entire walk. Then I swear, I nearly climaxed as he slipped a piece into my mouth. I can't stop thinking about the juice dribbling down my chin!" ~Molly creamates again~
Creamated - definition
Getting extremely intoxicated from Pinnacle Whipped Cream Vodka, to the point that many of your friends think you may be dead and will need to be cremated.
Alert the paramedics, we got a bottle of Pinnacle, were getting creamated tonight.
Creamated - slang
Being cremated and having your ashes blasted from confetti cannons at the Creamfields music festival. Typically during a Tiësto DJ set for maximum effect.
See also: mixmag.net/read/tiesto-fan-ashes-creamfields-canon-news
1. "Billy got Creamated last weekend, did you hear?"
- "Yeah! They blasted the ashes right at the drop during Adagio for Strings!"
2. When I die, instead of donating my organs to those in need, I'm opting for creamation instead. It'll be so epic to be amongst the crowd at Creamfields one last time!
Creamated
dude the this chick last night was such a creamator she took it like a champ
Creamated
An unfortunate, but all too common misspelling of the word, "cremated" -- which is where they incinerate your dead body and convert it into a few pounds of ashes rather than burying your body in a cemetery.
Al was creamated when he became worm food; I guess you could say he became fish food instead.