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What is crazy dog?
Somebody known for popping off when things get real. Usually a humble brother that doesnt get mad unless they have to. They don’t always get mad at unimportant stuff but when they do you don’t want to be within a mile radius of them. Gets madder than they should sometimes just because they’re tapped like that.
JD-“ yo don’t mess with that niqqa Raeshawn hes crazy dog around here”
Willy-“wym I heard he was soft”
JD-“you’ll think that till he pops off lmao”
crazy dog - video
Crazy dog - what is it?
Someone who is mentally imbalanced and has a hard time maintaining healthy relationships with other human beings. They spend most of their time and attention with a dog tthat weighs less than 20lbs.
Many women will defend their female friends with small dogs but this is the easiest test.
Ask them to think of their favorite male friend or relative. Then ask them to think of a woman with a small dog they would encourage that favorite male to date. No good person will hook a real friend up with a small dog lady.
I could tell she was small dog crazy when she was pushing it in a stroller. I didn't even have to see the matching outfits or professional photos of just her dog.
What does "crazy dog" mean?
1. Nardu
2. A dog which has a sleek, seal-like coat. It slips and slides around because it is a slippery animal. Sometimes this creature doesn't have legs and so it slides around on its stomach like a seal. It jumps around crazily because it is a crazy
Sare: Oh no, not Crazy Seal Dog again!!!!!
Crazy dog - what does it mean?
Someone who goes totally crazy with joy when they see a dog. Any dog. Anywhere. Anytime.
This type of person points and smiles with delight when driving past a dog, and shouts "Aaaaaah, look how cute he is with his little tail and funny looking eyes!!". Often endangering themselves and other road users.
A crazy dog person also grins from ear to ear when their dog does a solid poop, cocks their leg or squats on every bush they see, and when they chase the neighbours cat from the yard while barking like a maniac.
A crazy dog person will relentlessly shower their dog in hugs (even though this can be annoying for their dog) and endless belly rubs. They also never hesitate to wipe their dogs poop-caked butt.
Crazy dog people can't walk past a dog park without running into the park and patting every dog they see. Even ugly A/F dogs.
Jane: "Uh meh gawd. I love that dog. His jacket is dapper. I'd hug that dog all day long!!"
Jack: "Jane, you're such a crazy dog person. You're nuts babe!"
Jane: "Totes! I fucking love dogs!"
Crazy dog - meaning
Unmarried woman with at least two full-size dogs living in her small townhouse or apartment. Dogs are usually huge (St. Bernards, Boxers, etc.) that eat & shit like horses. Similar to the Crazy Cat Lady, but she actually likes her dogs, using them to fill the man void in her life.
Joe: Dude, what IS that smell?
Frank: It's just Jen, the crazy dog lady from down the street.
Crazy dog - definition
#CrazyDogMan
- Similar to crazy cat lady, Single Man over 30 who chooses to remain single and live with dogs rather than a woman. Might play dress up with his dogs and will definately cuddle with them at night.
Kevin has become a Crazy Dog Man! He has been single for years and lives alone with his 5 dogs,
Crazy dog - slang
crazy dog is a cute nickname to call your lover.
boy: shut up your crazy dog ❤️