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What is crab trap?
The act of slapping your crab infested cock across someone’s face. While at the same time blowing a large load of jizz across their face and hair. The impact dislodging some of the crabs only to be trapped in the jizz.
Sarah: Did you see Katie’s hair?
Megan: Yeah she looks like she got a Russian Crab Trap last night.
Sarah: All the cum explains her split ends
crab trap - video
Crab trap - what is it?
The act of taking a girls legs pushing them all the way up and then you sit on her while you fuck her so she cant move and then you scream crab trap and bust in her
woah last night was crazy i fucking crab traped that bitch!
What does "crab trap" mean?
A state of moderate excitement followed by a sense of disappointment followed by excitement.
Did you hear the new Patrick Ball Song? It put a Eel in my crab trap .
Crab trap - what does it mean?
A sexual act preformed between a man and a woman. The woman must first start by penetrating her vagina with a monstrously large dildo, stretching out the inside of the vagina. After the dildo stretches the hole to the desired diameter, the man puts his penis inside the stretched vagina. The male partner next inserts his fist into the vagina alongside his penis, filling the empty space left inside the vagina.
“My wife and I love the Tallahassee Crab Trap, I love waiting for it to close back up on me!”
Crab trap - meaning
2 on 1.
Two people versus one other person.
In an argument, when a person takes the side of another person thus resulting in a 2 on 1 argument. In this situation an outside body may interrupt the argument and say, "Well it looks like we have ourselves a good ol' Alaskan Crab Trap!"
Crab trap - definition
When a woman sneezes or coughs during intercourse, forcibly ejecting the penis from her vagina
I couldn't hold my sneezes, and he got mad when I gave him a snappy crab trap before he could cum.
Crab trap - slang
Someone so slutty they seem to bait and trap crabs (and other STDs).
That girl is a total crab trap.
Crab trap
Another name for a road that takes you off a highway with seemingly no way to get back on. They always drop you off in the worst of neighborhoods and give cause for you to fear for your life. Similar to how a crab trap lets crabs in, but they can't get out.
Person 1: Whoa I thought I was going to die today after I pulled off onto a crab trap that led me into East St. Louis. I'm surprised im still alive!
Person 2: I was going to go to the mall today but I made a wrong turn onto a crab trap. Took me 30 minutes to find a route back onto the highway!
Crab trap
A female who's vagina is a revolving door that's constantly catching crabs
Girl:1 wow she has a big crab trap
Girl:2 what about Tiffany
Girl:1 her too
Crab trap
A practical joke designed for one-person public restrooms. You bring a rubber glove as it will get messy, making sure you ate some spicy mexican food or other natural laxative beforehand. After properly applying the glove on your hand, shit in the toilet and pick it up smearing it on the door handle inside the bathroom, sink faucet, toilet paper, and paper towel dispenser. Be careful to keep the toilet clean as if you leave it dirty the prey will not take the bait of a clean, unharmed toilet. Doing this will ensure that the person can't get out of the restroom without touching shit in some way, unless he calls for help.
Oh shit! I just got hit with a crab trap! It's just like the method those people use on discovery channel.