Experiencing the sensation of weighing over a gazillion tons. The physical forces required to move oneself under the effects of couchlock are astronomically inconceivable.

Hey dude! Let's go out and do something!

-Sorry man, I'm couchlocked. I'm not going ANYWHERE.

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Couchlock - definition

When you get a really strong body high and cannot get up off the couch, usually obtained when smoking indica weed.

"I smoked me some romulan last night and got a severe case of the couchlock"

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Couchlock - slang

When one has smoked copious amounts of Marijuana and is unable to move from an absolute position of pure comfort.

I really wanted a cup of tea but had a severe case of couchlock

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Couchlock

When you get so incredibly stoned that you actually become a part of the couch. It becomes impossible to move. Usually followed by playing grand theft auto, eating $20 worth of taco bell, singing the entire national anthem, getting lost for 2 hours in the Wal-mart parkinglot, stealing traffic cones and wearing them as hats, smoking another joint, listening to aqueous transmission by Incubus, eating a whole bag of doritos, drinking 5 gallons of kool-aid, and finally trying to watch all of Half Baked with out passing out.

Man that green is the bomb...I was couchlocked for like 4 hours. Got any more???

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Couchlock

n. being too stoned to get off of the couch
see: couchlocky

That ganj had us in couchlock for 4 hours.

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