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What is couch-lock?When the couch commands you to stay in a soft gentle smoothing voice. The inability to leave the safety of the couch because the world beyond is just not safe. My girlfriend has become couch locked after eating an entire willie wonky edible and is now crying and laughing at the same time in a fetal position refusing to leave the safety of the couch after 3 hours. couch-lock - meme gifcouch-lock - videoCouch-lock - what is it?When you are high from smoking marijuana and you experience a unique phenomenon during which Your skeleton is too heavy for your muscles to support you're on able to move or struggle severely, if you do move. I just can't keep walking to the kitchen every time I want another slice of cake. I have acute couch-lock right now. What does "couch-lock" mean?When sitting on the couch and not moving becomes your highest priority. Often the result of smoking some dank and sitting down anywhere. Guy: "Hey dude, we're going on a beer run. You coming?" Couch-lock - what does it mean?Standard has been: "Super stoned and not wanting to move anywhere." Observer: "Man, Steve is stoned and just couch locked." Couch-lock - meaning(n.) The state of being so high that you can't get off of your couch; being unable to move/speak/stand. Joe: "You awake, Pat?" Couch-lock - definitionBeing so stoned that you can do nothing but sit on the couch laughing at stoner movies. "Hey man, we're going to the store to get some munchies, you coming?" |
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