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What is contessa?
a person on foodnetwork that is fat and really ugly but has good food
look barefoot contessa making more food to eat!
contessa - meme gif
contessa - video
Contessa - what is it?
1. A secret organization that plans to have the Illuminati take down the government, only so it can seize control from it.
2. The most useless card combo in the card game Coup, unless you know how to use it.
James: I dropped my pencil!
Lance: The Double Contessa is after you1
What does "contessa" mean?
The act of inserting your big toe into a woman's vagina while receiving oral sex.
My girlfriend loves it when I give her the old barefoot contessa.
Contessa - what does it mean?
noun.
a sex goddess who is a "lady on the street but a freak in the bed". she suppresses her nymphomania by cooking gourmet and unreplicable meals.
"dawg have you seen that barefoot contessa?! she is one hot piece of ass!"
Contessa - meaning
1. An epicure extraordinare demonstrating tasteful fancy fare in a FAMILY RAINBOW sort of way East Hampton style.
Ina Garten weekdays on FoodNetwork as The Barefoot Contessa.
Contessa - definition
1. Ina Garten, host of FN's Barefoot Contessa.
2. Term used to describe someone who, once caught in such a reprehensible act as denying for two years to meet a terminally ill child, will try to resolve the situation by displacing blame one whoever else can take it (such as assistants) and claiming to be unaware of anything.
3. One who garners such an obsessive and delusional fan base, that once their divinity's name is uttered they pop out to lash out vehemently against any who seem not praise this TV personality.
The terminally ill child is now looking forward to completing a wish to swim with the dolphins, and has moved on.
Barefoot Contessa: Is there a more arrogant nickname to choose for yourself?
Contessa - slang
A semi attractive girl that you want to get to know. She is super honest and straight forward, most people don't like her because they don't want to hear the truth. Contessa is amazing and no one deserves her. When she likes a guy, they are lucky to be noticed by her because she only likes the really special ones. Contessa is skinny and beautiful and has one amazing personality. Go get yourself a contessa.
Guy #1: OMG did you see that cute girl yesterday? She looked like a Contessa!
Guy #2: Ya, I wish we had some Contessa's
Contessa
A person who captures Your Attention when entering a room.
You Just can't take your eyes off Contessa!!
She's a Class all of her Own.
unique.
Strong Women.
Her Hair is Perfect, Flawless.
Olive Skin.
Hour Glass Full Figured Women
Goddess
Genuine, kind to those who are kind to her.
Very Honest, Humble and Open
You can find her serving her community and volunteering
Her life is full of Riches
She has Traveled the World.
Loves to Sing and shes an Amazing Dancer
Born to Perform.
Wow!
Look at Contessa
No one can get in her way of what she wants!!
Contessa
sexiest girl alive, most amazing person in the world.
Contessa is cute and beautiful.
Contessa has a big heart and friendly to everyone.
Contessa
supreme goddess, and wonderful woman. Italian origin and translation of countess--a lady in her own right.
i love me some contessa.