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What is contarded?A contard(conservative retarded) is someone who will support every action unPresident Bush makes. When asked a question about Iraq and WMD's they try to hijack the question and talk about how Saddam Was a bad guy and how he killed his own people. Generally these are the people who are seen with signs "Nuke em all! YEEHAW!!!!!!!!" or "Iran is next" like it's a game or something. Contard: yeehaw man' george bush shure is a gud president. contarded - videoContarded - what is it?A conservative who is a retard, usually uses the slur βlibtardβ Usually republican. Person 1: βItβs all the Democrats fault! Blame those libtards!β What does "contarded" mean?Someone who plays consoles and is proud of it. Usually campers who spend all their time playing CoD 4 and Gears of War. Also has an unprofound hate of PC Gaming. Contard: Man, S.T.A.L.K.E.R. is so fucking hard, even on easy mode, imma play some CoD Contarded - what does it mean?Easily conned or otherwise misled. One who is intentionally ignorant of a larger picture of the world that would include areas of study such as science, economics, or world history. One who easily incorporates slang such as libtard in their vocabulary but who has not taken the time to look up the words liberal or conservative. Someone who embraces religious freedom in America as long as it closely resembles their own. A student of the constitution who has ended their research after the second amendment. Someone who believes that only English should be spoken in America. A consumer that trades at Walmart or Harbor Freight and then blames China for loss of American jobs. A person who believes that wasting the Earths resources, including clean water, clean air, stored carbon, and the genetic diversity of fauna and flora, is a conservative value. An individual who does not believe they are influenced by the history and/or culture of slavery, segregation, or bigotry in America, yet they can fill in the blank of the school yard rhyme ...eeny meany miney mo catch a _____ by the toe. Use as a noun; The Contard felt comfortable giving the game show host nuclear weapons. Use as a verb; The self titled no spin zone continued the contardification of the electorate while the president elect avoided security briefings and twittered himself with his tiny hands late into the night. Contarded - meaningof being contorted and/or retarded diving off that bridge was really "contarded"!!! Contarded - definitiona combination of being conceited and retarded. Britney Spears is so conceieted. thinks she's so hot when she's just a has been whore. she's retarded too, who lets a baby sit in their lap while they're driving. man, she's so contarded. Contarded - slangconstepated and retarded put together She so contarded, I hate her. Contarded-to be drunk and blazed all at the same time. -to be contarded you must be in between drunk and high, but without all the stumbling. so dont worry about hooking up with a nasty bitch (ex.katerina). Contardedomg, she is soo contarded ContardedContarded: adjective. "Hey Joe Ike, i thought that hannah montana and miley cyrus were two different people!." |
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