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What is college it?
the place where you enter inexorbitant amounts of debt to "learn" things you will never apply once to your actual occupation. Basically, an expensive 4-year waiting period for a paper called "degree".
I will owe Wells Fargo my first born so I can pay off my college.
college it - video
College it - what is it?
A magical place where it is rumored that learning takes place, although to those who enter it is often described differently afterward, as a beatiful land in which beer flows in amber currents next to a golden pasture, where virgins lie naked with gentle smiles upon their calm, inviting faces; but more precisely, a Shangri-La rite of passage into adulthood which involves rampant consumption of alcoholic beverages, flagrant and promiscuous sexual behavior, and a general and fundamental disregard for any form of responsibility by its habitants.
Thank you sir, may I have another?
What does "college it" mean?
-The biggest mistake of my life.
-Do not fucking bother.
-A great way to dig yourself into infinite debt.
Thanks to my poor judgement, I now have to spend the next 30 years paying back every dime I make to my college!
If any moron can get a degree these days, what's the point of spending the money?
College it - what does it mean?
The loneliest place that I ever been to.
(From a recent online conversation)
- So you went to American college. That means that you were partying non-stop, right?
- Nope, not really.
- Well, I saw some American movies and I thought that this is the only thing that everyone is doing in college.
- Yeah - you can see zombies and walking dead in American movies too. Doesn't mean that they actually exist.
College it - meaning
a forty thousand dollar bar tab
i cant wait to go to cheers
College it - definition
1. Just like high school, but harder, and more expensive. 4 (or more) years of wasting your parents money and learning shit that you wont remember once you start working.
2. Hell
Your mom goes to college..
College it - slang
A place where you go to escape the real world, most likely out of fear. Your first 2 years of college is just a dignified boarding school where you take more classes you can take in high school, then you finally decide what you want to do by junior year when you finally got hit in the head a few times and realize that before your 30 that you should get married and have kids. College is not as spectacular as you think it is . You still got the drama, the jocks, the nerds, just like high school. You have homework just like high school and you still have a chance to act in a play or play a sport just like high school. Where else can you get access to a music production studio or play basketball. Very rare is real life. In high school, you can escape drama by going home to your mommy and daddy. Now you are forced to live with this smelly guy who pukes on your sociology textbook and feeds his math homework to his goats.
College is just high school on jolt. Same thing.
College it
The place that will fuck you in the asshole with student debt.
Person 1: Hey Bruh I'm gonna go to College.
Person 2: Have fun getting fucked by student debt!
College it
When you are chillin with a bunch of friends (which include girls) and you are going to wack off, but dont want to say it infront of the girls.
"Ok guys im gonna college it right now, ill be back soon" . . . .(girls look confused)
College it
Verb;
Modern English, Colloquial: United States
The act of walking from ‘A’ to ‘Zed’ with blatant, flagrant and wanton disregard for your local municipalities open container laws.
We ran out of time to pre game, lets just college it.
Mike: Chris, can you pass me a beer?
Chris: Here. Take 5, were going to college it to Andrew and his manpanion Bill's place.
Mike: Dude really? Last week I walked in Andrew giving Bill a Finland Facemask. I don't really wanna go.
Chris: Ohh yea I remember you telling me that...Fuck it, they have a 60 inch tv - grab the whole thirty.