Definder - what does the word mean?

What is coifed?

The hair cut that most wife beater, open front hollister wearing fuck boys have that flips up in the front.

Did you see the rad brad chad with the queef coif?

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Coifed - what is it?

A sexual act in which a person defecates upon another person's head. This could be achieved while a man is receiving fellatio in a 69 position and defecates upon his partner's head.

This is In the same vein as the Cleveland Steamer or the Cincinnati Bowtie} and part of the Ohio Trifecta.

Hey man, me and my chick just completed the Ohio Trifecta when she let me give her a Columbus Coif.

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What does "coifed" mean?

A USPS-delivered hair-styling kit with instructions on how to make an idiot of yourself with an outlandish hairdo.

Mail coifs are a real rip-off --- you would do better just shaving yourself bald.

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Coifed - what does it mean?

The hairstyle ( coiffure ) you wear after getting a proper and vigorous fucking.

Niiice coitus coif, Dude... she must've been on top this time?

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Coifed - meaning

Stands for Com' On, It's Friday

i.e.

Guy#1: Hey bro can you please finish this report before you go?
Guy#2: COIF!!!!

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Coifed - definition

As a cycling term, to be stopped abruptly atop a hill by a slower rider, resulting in a crash due to a loss of momentum.

Fuck!!! Enoel coifed me!!!! - Laks

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Coifed - slang

1. A hood or collar made from chainmail. Worn by the knights of old.

2. A substitute cuss word.

What the coif, dude!?

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Coifed

hair or hairdo

...simply put.

conan o'brien has the best coif known to man.

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Coifed

Failing to accomplish basic tasks extremely quickly. Such as dying instantly in a video game or losing a game at round 1.

The moment we started he just went and coifed immediately.

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