Definder - what does the word mean?

What is coffee bitch?

99% of the coffee sold at Starbucks.
Bitch coffee is any coffee drink that is not black. Coffee with cream and sugar is bitch coffee. Coffee with milk or anything in it is bitch coffee. Mochas and lattes are as bitchiest as they get.

Jake orders a cup of coffee. Brad does the same.
Once their coffees are done, Brad proceeds to add cream and sugar to his. Jake, however, starts drinking his BLACK.

Brad: Dude, aren't you going to put anything in your coffee?!
Jake: Nah. I don't drink bitch coffee.
Brad: That's hardcore.
Jake: yeah.

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Coffee bitch - what is it?

1) Female who spills coffee down your clothes.

".. What the fuck. You stupid fucking coffee bitch, go to hell."

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What does "coffee bitch" mean?

a gender-neutral term of endearment bestowed on one who makes or gets coffee for others.

Though the ideal job for a coffee bitch is a barista or coffee shop owner, one may also find a coffee bitch in an office or at home.

The common identifiable trait of a coffee bitch is the willingness and exceptional capabilities of making good coffee for the enjoyment of themselves and others.

Coffee snobs revere coffee bitches as gods/goddesses because without them their lives are often uncaffeinated and meaningless; or worse, subjected to the consumption of crappy coffee.

"Who's the coffee bitch today? I buy you fly..."

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Coffee bitch - what does it mean?

Chick who is always seen with a coffee in their hands. Usually pretty hot yet is very bitchy and self entitled.

Friend A: Damn, that chick with the coffee is pretty hot.
Friend B: Don't bother, shes a coffee bitch, not worth it.

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Coffee bitch - meaning

Coffee bitch:
A word used by HeadbuttArcade Andrew Garcia describing Adachi in his 'Lets play persona 4' series. Andrew, who had done previous let's plays, called Adachi 'Coffee bitch' : He always walked around with coffee in his hand and was an utter and complete bitch.

"Oh look...Coffee bitch came around to vist us....Nanako clean the table...I don't want his FILTHY, bitchy hands touching OUR coffee table."~Andrew

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Coffee bitch - definition

A male person who makes coffee at a AA meeting or NA meeting.

Where is the coffee bitch this coffee sucks and I am going to kick his ass.

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Coffee bitch - slang

Our Cisco Tech, Shaz, is our Coffee bitch, A.K.A. "CB". He will make the sales team coffee on command.

Hey "CB" Make some coffee.

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Coffee bitch

A person whom, if they don't have their coffee in the morning, becomes a complete bitch

i.e. never dare this person to go a day without coffee, because you will regret it!

Coffee Bitch: OMG You wouldn't want to know me if I don't have my coffee!

Normal Guy: Jeez dude you're such a Coffee Bitch!

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Coffee bitch

A person who is designated to make, or pickup coffee every morning, mid-afternoon, and evening.

Who told the coffee bitch to not make coffee, bitch?

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Coffee bitch

the person who is sent to get coffee for the whole office or group of friends at the beggining of the day. usually on a first name basis with the dunkin donuts person. coffee bitch is usually carrying a 7 to 12 coffee drinks with them. sometimes accompanied by a fellow coffee bitch

"i need my caffiene fix. who's the coffee bitch today?"
"katherine"
who's she?
"the slut with the red hair who's carrying all the coffee"

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