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What is cock man?

British Slang: A tasty spreadable marshmallow treat

Susan says "after a round of nut tinglinling golf, I could really go for a large helping of old mans cock"

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Cock man - what is it?

An old, beaten up car that is considered by it's owner to be the 'dog's bollocks' (or an extension of his manhood), when in reality it is a piece of crap that has been given a tastless and offensive chav transformation using cheapo motor store and eBay 99p 'stick on' shite. Expect to see big bore exhausts or chrome 5" wide add-on stuck over the exisiting tailpipe (and lots of blue smoke), home made whale tail spoilers, spray can paintjobs, blue LED washer jets, neons, chrome hubcaps that are supposed to look like alloys, lexus style or blacked out rear lights, shite music played too loud and cap adorned, blingtastic chav driver wearing burberry or bench clothing from TK Maxx.

"Oh my god, look at that twat driving in his poor man's cock." or "Jesus, that car is a piece of shit, a real poor man's cock."

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What does "cock man" mean?

A limp penis, someone who can't get hard when aroused

I suffer from dead mans cock, Linda was wanking it for an hour, but it didn't stand to attention

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Cock man - what does it mean?

Man cock

Tyler loves man cock and is straight

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Cock man - meaning

The tastiest portion of the male anatomy.

I love the Man Cock!

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Cock man - definition

The total awesomeness of a single male in a large group of people. To become a "man cock" you must do something totally freaking awesome, and have it recognized by the group of peers. Once given the "man cock" status one can only give it away, it can not be taken. The "man cock" can give full rights to the title of "man cock" or just a temporary pass to the "man cock" title. One is "man cock" until he gives it away to the future "man cock".

Jeff you are the Man Cock!

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Cock man - slang

A benevolent fictional character with superhuman powers obtained by huge amounts of Trenbolone in his system and cock.

It's a Bird, Its a Plane, it's Tren Cock Man !!!

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Cock man

When a man with a large punishment drapes his manhood against the upper lip of his lover to resemble a Fu-man-chu

"My man gave me a cock-man-chu last night. He's so long!!"

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Cock man

A sex driven maniac who seeks out countless promiscious engagements with literally any women. The one only criteria is that she have a vagina.

A Cocks Man took down ten women over the the last week. Only one most people would find attractive. He took pleasure in each but found it more enjoyable watching his head count grow.

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Cock man

i was super bored so i looked up "cock man" and was dissapointed so fine ill do it myself

ya know what i am about to do probably not i will make a defenition for "cock man" on an account for school lol

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