Definder - what does the word mean?

What is closey?

When you fuckin raw & you gonna pull out seconds before you bust

"1 Mississippi 2 Mississippi ... PULL" that's closey

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Closey - what is it?

A well known phrase or saying which is accidentally mis-quoted (fairly close to the original) with comedy consequences.

Examples of Closeyisms:

I feel as rough as the hills!

Wow, you really bit the nail on the head.

I'll go fetch the porno, it's up the apples and stairs.

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What does "closey" mean?

A word, used to describe a microscope if you don't know what it is called.

Luke:Since you destroyed my poster,i'm gonna destroy your.....Looky Closey Thingy!
Ravi:It's called a microscope,you idiot haven't you learned from my dictionary last night?

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Closey - what does it mean?

a person who parks too close to another person.

way to go, closey mccloserson. you almost scratched my car.

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Closey - meaning

To be almost yet not quite struck in the genitals by an object.

Wow that was a closey.

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