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What is clitdick?
Slang used for micro penis or a very tiny cock
Sams nudes got sent around school, after being caught fingering his ClitDick in the bathroom
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Clitdick - what is it?
Clitdick or lesser used clitcock is a term created for men with the erect penis size of that of an erect clitoris.
A "clitdick" can be identified on city streets, open country roads or even mud puddles by driving a ridiculously over sized pick-up truck such as a "lifted" Ford F150 with monster truck "muddin" tires, a set of "truck nuts" and a Jesus fish or a "what would Jesus do?" sticker on the tailgate.
A traveling vehicle game called "clitdick!" can also be played with the same rules as "slug-bug!" (when you see a VW Beetle) or "rubber ducky!" (when you see a yellow vehicle) you get to knock the shit out of your buddy upon sight of target vehicles.
"Dude! Look at that redneck driving that ridiculously big ass truck! You KNOW he's got a clitdick!!
Or...
"Hey bro look over there at the stoplight... CLITDICK!" (exuberantly knocks the shit out of his buddy)
What does "clitdick" mean?
An insult to be used against a man, implies that his dick is the size of a clit.
John, you're a clitdick.