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What is clepto?You see a cd you really want, and your hand grabs for it to steal it. You are going clepto. clepto - meme gifclepto - videoClepto - what is it?A small bladdered fuck who can't stop taking pisses! (Responding to a request to pull over at the next gas station...) "Hey! Piss Clepto! It's 5 miles up the road! This bitch rolls strong 'til we get there" What does "clepto" mean?A person that, following the mass consumption of alcohol, turns into a compulsive thief. When sober, the clepto inebriato knows that stealing is wrong and would never do it. The thievery usually occurs soon after crossing the line between "wasted" and "blackout". Because of this, clepto inebriatos usually wake up to various possessions in their bed. These possessions typically include trophies, sunglasses, shot glasses, half full liquor bottles, and most commonly, shirts. Samantha: Do you know anyone missing a bow tie or a fake fruit basket? Clepto - what does it mean?Someone who steals candy everytime they go to their corner market. Guy 1:Dude, did you see Joe steal those Now and Laters. Clepto - meaningA cocain induced desire to win, or participate in a spelling bee, followed by a severe hang over. "Dude we were doing so much snow last night I went on a clepto for about five straight hours!" Clepto - definitionsome one who likes to grab people tim is a clepto to all the girls and guys i kno! Clepto - slanga mobster, in other words a wiseguy clepto=member of a mob CleptoSomeone who enjoys the thrill of thievery. Can also be used as a verb in some instances to describe the act of stealing. Marc asked amy to go to the store and clepto a new hard drive for him. Cleptosomeone who enjoys stealing and will try and get whatever is in their reach. Cassie Mclankyfuck is a clepto, she even stole some little girls virginity Cleptosomeone who enjoys stealing and will jack anything they can get their hands on. cassie mclankyfuck is the biggest clepto ever, she even jacked this one bitches virginity |
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