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What is chongle?
If someone is ''cherried'', ''cherry bakewelled'' or ''cherry chongled'', it means they are not in a normal state of mind / thinking correctly either whilst sober or under the influence of alcohol, drugs etc.
You can also use combinations (cherry, cherried, cherry bakewell, cherry bakewelled, cherry chongled)
''That guys proper cherried like'' (sober and/or under the influence)
''He's just put diesel into his petrol car, what a cherry bakewell''
''He's an absolute cherry (cherry chongle / cherry bakewell), why's he gone and done that?''
''He says that all the time, hes a Cherry Bakewell''
''She had far too much to drink on Friday, she was proper cherried / cherry bakewelled / cherry chongled''
chongle - video
Chongle - what is it?
When you're so ready for something to happen
Sarah:"are you ready for tonight"
Phil:"I am bongle chongle ready to dongle
What does "chongle" mean?
A sexual move wear the balls are rubbed with beef
yo can she beef chongle?
Chongle - what does it mean?
(n) A person, typically a male, in your group, party, guild, etc. that has been irritating you for some time because he is a complete douchebag and/or tool.
Some think this is a medical condition caused the buildup of funk around the skin between the ass hole and the testicles.
Side Effects of this condition:
*Talking like a complete tool
*Person becomes a total douchebag
*Loss of friends
*Voice begins to sound as if a young boy is trying to *immitate a lower, more manly voice
*Cracks way too many gay jokes
*Likes it in the butt
*Eyes become somewhat crossed
*Lacks the ability to produce legitimate come-backs
*Tries to be a 'bro', but fails miserably
*Sucks more dick than your girlfriend
*Fails at life
Man, fuck you RJ! You're such a chongling chode!
Dude, that RJ kid is the biggest chode chongler I've ever seen.
Have you met that dude RJ? Talk about you're typical chongling chode.
Chongle - meaning
NOT a sexual move where the balls are rubbed with beef
instagram user @beefchomgle has no affiliation with the definition of 'beef chongle' written on January 24, 2017
Chongle - definition
Your state of mind when you’re absolutely mongled out of your head from the amount of weed you smoked supplied from your Asian weed friend
Mate I’m fucking chongled off my head
Chongle - slang
A word used to attack someone with great hatred or love. It varies between person to person. The differences can be identified between the use of exclaimation mark or not. Exclamation mark=bad. No exclamation mark=nice
A chongle's B!
B chongle's A
Chongle
To fondle a sexual partner's scrotum and testes in a pleasurable manner. This ordinarily will occur during the course of oral sex, but can take place during any sexual activity. It can be used as either a noun or a verb.
Bro A: Bro! I met this girl at the bar last night and she chongled me like I've never been chongled before!
Bro B: O hey bro dude! Last week I met a girl who did me a similar favor!
Bro A: No way! I think the females are catching on.
Bro B: Wait, did she have red hair?
Bro A: Why yes. Don't tell me you hooked up with Rachel.
Bro B: O bro, we just got chongled!
Chongle
The act of caressing the balls during fellatio (or at any other appropriate time) in the right way. Not too hard, not too soft.
Bro 1: Met this girl last night, she is so hot.
Bro 2: But does she know how to chongle?