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What is choke the bishop?

Another way of saying β€œjerking off.” This phrase also specifically makes fun of the fact that bishops and their hats look like a penis, thus the phrase β€œChoking the Bishop” where Bishop is the fill in for Penis and Choking is the fill in for a persons grip while they masturbate

I plan to head home and Choke the Bishop while watching some porn on the good old flatscreen

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Choke the bishop - what is it?

Another way of saying β€œjerking off.” This phrase also specifically makes fun of the fact that bishops and their hats look like a penis, thus the phrase β€œChoking the Bishop” where Bishop is the fill in for Penis and Choking is the fill in for a persons grip while they masturbate

I plan to head home and Choke the Bishop while watching some porn on the good old flatscreen

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What does "choke the bishop" mean?

to masterbate, to jack off, to wank, to use your hand to feel sexual pleasure by yourself, nuff said

i was choking the bishop all day yesterday

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Choke the bishop - what does it mean?

to masturbate, wank, spank the monkey, jerk off, loose a torpedo, spunk your load, ejaculate through manual stimulation.

Bob was choking-the-bishop in the kitchen, when his mother came back unexpectedly from the shops and caught him.

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Choke the bishop - meaning

To masterbate, to physically stimulate ones penis untill ejaculation. (males only)

David: "ohhh d000000d, what the f*ck are you doing??

Marcin: "F*CK GUY!!! can't i choke the bishop in peace?"

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Choke the bishop - definition

noun: masturbate.
In the game of chess the bishop piece bears remarkable resemblance to a circumcised penis.

After blowing it with every girl in the bar, Dave had no choice but to go home and choke the bishop.

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