Definder - what does the word mean?

What is chocolate teapot?

A guy/girl who isn't very good at their job,playing video games or sports. Relative to anyone useless.

That George Bush is about as much use as a chocolate teapot

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chocolate teapot - video


Chocolate teapot - what is it?

NOT USEFUL AT ALL

Bill: do you think my having my old things is useful?
Sam: Its about as useful as a chocolate teapot.
Bill: umm ok?

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What does "chocolate teapot" mean?

UK: Insult used in the military when a recruit is either accident prone, clumsy, just plain slow or a combination of these.

Variations include:
Chocolate kettle
Chocolate fireguard.

PRIVATE you have left your safety catch of AGAIN...YOU ARE A SLOB, you are about as much use as a fekin' CHOCOLATE TEAPOT!, etc, etc....

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Chocolate teapot - what does it mean?

where one takes a shit, don't wipe, and then teabags yo gurl.

M: hey babe, can I make you a chocolate pot of tea
F: uh, babe, you mean a chocolate teapot?
M: oh yeah, that. let's do that. I'm glad you remembered for me. let us.

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Chocolate teapot - meaning

UK: A chocolate teapot is an utterly useless item. Alternative terms also used are chocolate fireguard and chocolate kettle.

Refering to a useless or pointless item /deed /action /incapable person: "as much use as a chocolate teapot"

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