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What is choc-a-block?

(v.) When you get the urge to take what feels like a BRUTAL shit, but ends up being a measly toot.

"I ate some beans, and later I went to the bathroom, only to be choc blocked."

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Choc-a-block - what is it?

Preventing your friend from eating too much chocolate, which leads to break-outs, fat butts, and cottage cheese thighs.

Not to choc-block you, but do you really need that truffle?

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What does "choc-a-block" mean?

refers to a situation in which an undesirable candy bar in a vending machine is blocking access to the desirable candy bar behind it.

Dammit! I was jonesing for some peanut M&M's but I got choc-blocked by that Almond Joy bar that's been sitting in front of them for the past three weeks!

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Choc-a-block - what does it mean?

Essentially getting cock blocked from completing a level on Candy Crush Saga by the growing chocolate bar.

This is what happens to you when you are playing Candy Crush Saga, and the chocolate seems to intentionally grow in such a way that it prevents you from breaking it, or grows in the opposite direction of the only match close enough to break it.

Candies are laid out in this pattern: OOXO
Chocolate grows in the location of the "X"

"Dang it. I only had one Jelly to break and I just got choc blocked again! Screw you Candy Crush!"

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Choc-a-block - meaning

Full to the limit. Busting at the seems.

There is no more room in the backpack. It is choc-a-block with books.

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