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What is Almond Joy?When you cum in a black girl then stick your balls Inside of her. "Man I love to almond-joy Monica,it feels weird on my balls though." Almond Joy - videoAlmond Joy - what is it?A white mans penis, with lumps. Bro, let me eat your almond joy. What does "Almond Joy" mean?The act of deceiving a receptive sexual partner into thinking you're unwrapping and putting on a condom, while in reality you're simply unwrapping and consuming a candy bar. Success depends in large part on your partner's non-visualization of your hands and penis, either by means of a darkened room or sexual positioning (e.g. doggy style), as well as lack of familiarity with the feel of a bare vs. sheathed penis. May be additionally satisfying if you're able to consume the candy bar while actively having bareback intercourse. "Sarah was drunk and totally DTF last night, but I didn't have any jim hats on hand, so I just turned off the lights and pulled an almond joy." Almond Joy - what does it mean?I'm going to eat a nigga ass like an almond joy. Almond joying Almond Joy - meaningWhen a man's genitals are fondled by a partner. Jack: Jill came over gave me almond joy last night. Almond Joy - definitionWhen a man has diarrhea and it covers his testicals. He can let it dry on his testicals and then let someone lick it off. Jeff had the shits all day, so when I got home he gave me an almond joy. Almond Joy - slangTo ejaculate on a piece of fecal matter, preferably human feces. Jhon: Richard! Did you make another almond joy in the bathroom? Almond JoyA man's "package" in his pants. Like a ladies "Camel Toe" His pants are so tight you can see his almond joy! Almond JoyThe male version of a camel toe where you can see the outline of the dudes junk from pants that are too tight. Dude, check out Tim's Almond Joy. No wonder he's always depressed. Almond JoyYou heard Jamal is an almond joy? Black on the outside but white on the inside. |
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