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What is chiropractic?
What a medical student does when learning to manipulate limbs and joints. Often difficult to accomplish, because nobody wants to be a "guinea pig" and entrust his delicate tendons and ligaments to an eager-but-inexperienced "greenhorn".
My macho buddy wants to try cracking his friends' shoulders and necks for chiropractice... count me out!
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Chiropractic - what is it?
A guy who f**** every client he gets
The columbia chiropracter down the road is good with his hands.
What does "chiropractic" mean?
A term used in "International Player's Anthem" by UGK featuring Outkast. Andre 3000 states "you know we got yo back like chiropractic", meaning, his friends will always be there for him. He uses the word chiropractic because chiropractors realign people's backs for a living.
Gabriel: I don't think Mr.Hunt will believe that I was sick
Me: Don't worry, you know I got yo back like chiropractic
Chiropractic - what does it mean?
A waste of time and a time waster while you are on the toilet
Chiropractic philosophy is a great way to waste time while in the restroom.
Chiropractic - meaning
After receiving a spinal adjustment from your chiropractor you just lay there for a minute in pure relaxation because it feels so good. You feel like you never want to get up.
I just laid there in "chiropractic coma" after receiving my adjustment.
I thought there might be something wrong, but then I realized he was just in "chiropractic coma" and would be back up in a few minutes.
Chiropractic - definition
The act of cracking your back by squeezing your lady parts.
I'm so cheap I just do kegel chiropractic to make my back feel better.
Chiropractic - slang
v. the act of chiropracting. what a chiropractor does.
Camille, I'd like her to chiropract me! says Gus.
Chiropractic
Where a chiropracter almost fixes what's wrong, but not completely.
The motto they all live under - Don't completely fix it or we're out a job.
After the injury, I was chiropractically fixed up.
Chiropractic
To have altered or moved parts of your body in a way that helped align your spine for a more proper balance. One may refer to it as getting snap, crackled, popped.
Once the Dr. moved the different parts of my body, and caused them to snap, crackle, and pop i was glad I got Chiropracted because my spine was more aligned.
To have altered or moved parts of your body in a way that helped align your spine for a more proper balance. One may refer to it as getting snap, crackled, popped.
Chiropractic
A type of business run by a chiropractor. Chiropractors are not real doctors but they all pretend to be. They cannot prescribe legal drugs and medications due to a lack of reality based medical training. A chiropractor will actually "adjust" a new-born babies back and convince you that it was necessary. Chiropractors can't cure anything, but they will treat you endlessly for the return fee to their offices. They frequently utilize xray equipment to give an impression that they are genuine doctors.
They will call themselves doctors and physicians and practitioners but they rarely have the emergency training of a nursing assistant.
Chiropractors kill people at least once a week on average. They cause paralysis in previously normal people. Chiropractic is also done by non-chiro's and people that pride themselves on being able to "crack your back."
Chiropractors sell vitamin supplements and special diets to make up for the fact that they're not allowed to write prescriptions for real drugs.
If your blood pressure is 200/120, they'll give you "an adjustment" instead of referring you to a real doctor.
Don't use chiropractors because chiropractic is fraud. Go see a licensed physical therapist instead.