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What is chinese penis?
When an asian girl, that is a virgin, is involved with a threesome with two men, one man inserts his penis into her tight vagina and the other inserts his penis into her anus, then as they both try to pull out they get stuck because the girl is being pulled in both directions.
Dude me and Mike were at this party on Friday, we met this cute asian girl and we got caught up in a "Chinese Penis Trap"
chinese penis - video
Chinese penis - what is it?
Closed jerk off device used by gay men. It is a bigger Chinese finger trap but used for the penis. Two gay men put their penis on either side of the Chinese Penis trap. Both penis are trapped there staring at each other. They are to then pull the trap back and forth to obtain pleasure until both shoot out the frosty stuff. Once both shot its load the trap will be slippery enough to pop the cock out.
At gayfest 08, Johnny boy and officer me-off used the chinese penis trap to jack themselves off. They also ate the cum because they are gay fucks.
What does "chinese penis" mean?
the act of slapping a girl's forhead repeatedly with your erect penis.
example:
HER: i want a facial, and then some chinese penis torture
ME: sure! :)
Chinese penis - what does it mean?
Mainly the same as the word "DOCKING". Sticking the head of your penis into another mans foreskin making contact and Docking eachothers meat helmets.
"Hey tom, im bored". "Me too, lets try making chinese penis cuffs, that was pretty fun and pleasent last time". "OK!"
Chinese penis - meaning
"When you've taken a long break and you finally make a small joint with dank ass weed.
Usually less weed than the filter, preferably 14% THC.”
"My friends smoked tons of weed with only around 2 - 4% THC. Where as I smoked a Chinese Penis (Weed) after my long ass break. I got turnt."
Chinese penis - definition
World record of having smallest dick in the world. - GWR
As hopeless as a chinese person can be, the individual can’t accept reality and actually brag about having a “big” penis.
Omg chris u have a chinese penis! WOW it’s so long 4cm the biggest ive been with!
Chinese penis - slang
smallest asian penis in world
White guy:i has average panis
Black guy:haha i got big panis
chinese guy:i have smarrest ponis waaaa cause i have chinese penis
Chinese penis
A term used to describe the severe shrinkage of one's penis after a swim in sub-Arctic temperature water.
'Man that water was cold, (looks down pants at shriveled cock), I've got a case of chinese penis'
Chinese penis
An old, untrue rumor made by Caucasians after they felt threatened by the FALSE myth of black people having larger dicks.
A Chinese penis is the same as any other penis, don't believe the stereotypes..
"My chinese penis is 6 inches long."
"NO WAI! But ur asian!"
"And what, a black person has a 9 inch?"
"They do.. right?"
"*sigh*"
Chinese penis
The Chinese penis and the Western penis represents the forces of yin and yang.
Yin = Soft
Yang = Hard
An old Chinese proverb illustrates this :
A Chinese penis is always hard, strong, and unbending like an oak tree reaching into the heavens.
A Western penis is always soft, fluid, spongy, and very loose like the beautiful clothes waving in the wind on a clothesline.
A piece of metal reminds me of a Chinese penis while tasty jello reminds me of a Western penis.