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What is chinese dragon?
The most mischevious of all sexual acts: you shit on your foot and kick the broad in the face.
"I wish I could just give her the ol' Chinese fire dragon."
chinese dragon - video
Chinese dragon - what is it?
Fish poop.. like the long stringy shit.. but it comes out of your dick after a long night of anal sex.
My boyfriend was really dehydrated and it gave me bad chinese water dragon
What does "chinese dragon" mean?
A long skinny variety of dragon common in chinese mythology which is sometimes confused with the pokemon dragonaire.
That's not a pokemon, that's a fuckin, that's a chinese myth dragon, That's Henry Zhao's Text Book.
Chinese dragon - what does it mean?
a little dog, thats some kind of maltese something, or chihuahua, but its got long hair from its ears and body that looks like wings when it runs.. usually owned by chinese ladies
Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's a chinese rat dragon
Chinese dragon - meaning
This is when you urinate in someone’s mouth, clamp their mouth shut, at the same time you tell them that you have an STD, they will immediately release the urine through their nasal passages.
Chad: brooooo what happened with you and Becky last night?
Brad: I have her the Chinese Golden Dragon!!!
Thad: broooo CONGRATULATIONS
Chinese dragon - definition
When you're about to ejaculate, you take a knee and shit on your foot, and when she's about to orgasm kick her in the face with shit
Last night I gave Brenda a Chinese dragon foot, it was dope
Chinese dragon - slang
a crazy sex position that involves the female putting one leg behind her head while her other leg is wrapped around the man. The man then penetrates from behind while his legs are wrapped around the female.
Arista wanted to have Tony do the Chinese Dragon Fire to her.
Chinese dragon
One of a multitude of alternatives to the happy ending in an oriental massage parlor. The masseuse turns the patron into the prone position and, without lubrication, violently penetrates the anus with at least one (1) digit. Variations include Twin Chinese Dragon Fingers (include a minimum of two (2) digits) and Firebreathing Chinese Dragon Fingers (digits are inserted into Chinese chili sauce prior to penetration). The family of Chinese Dragon Fingers is typically an act associated with being impolite in requesting a happy ending.
Person 1: "Dude, what happened to you? You look awful. Is that blood??"
Person 2: "I told the masseuse at Eternal Gardens to get on with the damn happy ending already, so she flipped me over and gave me Twin Firebreathing Chinese Dragon Fingers."
Chinese dragon
Before sex a male sprays wax on his penis and lights the wax on fire and then profusely sticks in flaming cock in his wife or daughter asshole
Evan preformed the Chinese dragon on Cindy during a romantic day in bed with his daughter
Chinese dragon
When a guy ejaculates into a girl's esophagus and hits her in the throat, causing her to cough the ejaculation through her nose.
Man, that German porn last night really showed a great Chinese dragon.