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What is cheese dogs?
variation of chilli dog, a sexual manuver in which you crap between a lover's breasts and titty hump her. the variable making it a chilli CHEESE dog is that the woman is lactating.
suzy was my firsy chilli cheese dog, but sho ain't the last, dagnabbit.
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Cheese dogs - what is it?
A yellowish ring-like residue around the lips resultant from performing fellatio on an unclean, uncircumcised penis. The penis in this state often resembles a turtle neck smothered in ricotta cheese and the detritus commonly smells of fetid milk and the stale sweat of an old gym sock used as a receptacle for masturbation.
"Hey Steve - why are you wearing so much Blistex?"
"Oh dude, I just blew the foreign exchange student for bus fare and he gave me a euro cheese dog."
What does "cheese dogs" mean?
Defecating between a partner's breasts, and then scraping the smegma, a sebaceous cheesy secretion from an uncircumcised and unwashed penis, on top of the settled feces. Then titty fuck her.
I gave Erin a chili cheese dog in my car after we went to the ballgame.
Cheese dogs - what does it mean?
When a person eats a bag of Cheetos and without washing his or her hands gives a hand job to themselves or others.
Holy shit, she gave me a Chester Cheese Dog last night.
I was so high I ate a bag of Cheetos and Chester Cheese Dogged myself.
Cheese dogs - meaning
When after eating a bag of cheetos, proceeding to jack off furiously without washing one's hands, resulting in cheeto residue to encrust one's penis in a layer of orange greatness.
Wow that bag of cheetos was delicious. Oh god the Kate Upton Game of War commercial just came on. I have no time to wash up, I'm gonna have to give myself a cheese dog!
Cheese dogs - definition
When the eye of the skindog has been cheddered over with cheese.
When the skindog looks like it has conjunctivitis or mash potato at the end of him.
Smeg is around the end of the skindog.
An itchy infection of the skindog after a hard night of dry stroking the ant eater.
Joe has his own build in cheese factory, cheese dog.
I have pieces of cheese dripping out of my skindog, its now called a cheese dog.
When the helmet of the penis has been left outside the sleeping bag (foreskin) for too long and gets a crustified substance over the eye of the skin dog, cheese dog.
Cheese dogs - slang
This is an upgrade of a cheese rat. A cheese dog is when one of your bros is a cheese rat. This is a new word to signify that they are an annoying cheese rat but they are still your bro.
Bradley: Hey dude you suck at fortnite
Adam: Oh you cheese dog
Bradley: Sorry bro i love you
Cheese dogs
an incredibly smooth and suave man.
That Ian Eversman, he is one big cheese dog!
Cheese dogs
The act of performing anal sex.
Also defined as a male rubbing his package against the ass of another male in crowded places for his own sexual gratification.
I met this girl at the bar last night and gave her a cheese dog in the back room. What a whore!
Fuck...I think that guy just gave me a cheese dog while I was standing at the bar!
Cheese dogs
tight pants on a man i.e. crotch huggers
wrangler jeans,western style men clothing, biker shorts (which are just wrong on men).