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What is Upton?
someone you want to fuck
"kate uptons so hot" "i wanna fuck her"
Upton - meme gif
Upton - video
Upton - what is it?
1) Australian playwright, screenwriter and director. Husband to Cate Blanchett.
2) Eerily lucky man, possibly due to witchcraft.
1) Andrew Upton wrote Don Juan for the Sydney Theatre Company. So you think he has insider info about selling your soul for talent and a perfect woman?
2) Fred: Toby is such an Andrew Upton; gorgeous girlfriend, amazing work, to know him is to adore him.
Steve: Let us burn him at the stake.
Fred: Okay! **skips off to do so**
What does "Upton" mean?
Born on September 20th, 1878, in Baltimore, Maryland, Upton Sinclair was a "muckraker" (An American journalist or writer who sought out to initiate social and political reforms). He wrote his first book, Springtime and Harvest, in 1901, which was a story of two lovers, inspired by his first unhappy marrige.
In 1906, Sinclair wrote "The Jungle," which was a book to protest the meatpacking industry. He wrote about how a man fell in a meat grinder, but they continued anyway.
He made political, economic, and social changes within his lifetime, as well as write over 90 books!
A complete genius of his time
Thanks to Upton Sinclair, I don't eat people.
Upton - what does it mean?
Moderately crazy. London. Upton Park is an Underground station on the District Line and it is *two stops short of Barking*.
"You wanna watch out with that girl, she's Upton Park."
Upton - meaning
pretending you've had sex when you haven't, or pretending you're drunker than you really are
Chris: Oh my god, Lily was totally pulling an upton last night
Dennis: I know, she didn't even sleep with John! And she only had one beer!
Upton - definition
Upton - slang
A person who lives wildy beyond their means, often in thousands of pounds of debt. Feels the need to spend money to make her appear interesting to others. Spends most of her time talking about her bodily functions.
I don't want to hear about your credit cards any more goddammit!! And I have no interest in what part of your body is sweating today, now go away and leave me alone, you dirty stinking UPTON!
Upton
a small town in Massachusetts
Upton was voted "Most Boring Town" by the states Top 40 radio station Kiss 108
Upton
You are lovely, you are such an Upton.
Upton
Pulling out and shooting a massive load at a high velocity on a girls back. Distance must be from ass up to the shoulders. Must be done on a girl with a massive rack, which is a total waste of a massive rack.
Announcer 1: "Wow, Verlander really went Upton there. Her whole back is covered"
Announcer 2: "Yeah, that's a real waste of her massive rack Bob."
Announcer 1: "I think the catcher is going to walk out to the mound and have a little talk with Justin to settle him down"