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What is cheescake?
When a man forces his wife to eat a urinal cake covered in semen and forcibly kidnaps her to Venezuela. After 2 days the man comes out of the hotel shower ass-naked and shits all over the woman's face before rubbing the shit off with his bare dick and making his wife deep throat it for 16 hours straight. After all of that the woman has to endure her husband choking her to death with a giant piece of Swiss cheese, before the man fucks the dead body until his dick gets stuck. He then cuts off his dick and eats the decomposed vagina with 87% of his dick still inside. The tasty vagina is a Venezuelan Cheescake.
Your Fat Mom: I think John just made some Venezuelan Cheescake.
Police: FUKIN MURDERUR KIL HIMM NOWOOOWWWWWWWWWWWW!~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Cheescake - what is it?
A Strawberry Cheesecake is when you go down on a female, and find out not only is she on her period, but she has a yeast infection.
I thought I was in for a rainbow kiss with my GF, but it ended up being a Strawberry Cheescake.
What does "cheescake" mean?
Part 1: While having anal sex with a woman, pull out when you're ready to cum, spit on her back so she thinks you have, then blow in her face when she turns around.
Part 2: After blowing in her face, punch the girl in the face so she bleeds and it mixes with the cum, looking like strawberry cheesecake.
Part 3: When she's knocked out from the punch, pull a cincinnati bowtie by shitting on her chest and then sitting on it and rubbing it in with your ass, so it looks like a bowtie.
Part 4: Make sure to get a picture, because if you successfully pulled this off, you are the manliest man alive.
Dude, I totally just pulled of a houdini cheescake bowtie last night. The girl was so impressed that it worked, she wasn't even mad, but she congratulated me on my epicness when she regained consciousness.
Cheescake - what does it mean?
It means that you're bascially a sweet person with a attitude sometimes.
my girlfried is can be such a mint cheesecake sometimes.
Cheescake - meaning
When after the man ejaculates the woman puts the cum on a plate and forces the male to eat it.
Lady 1: What are you giving him after supper ;)?
Lady 2: A nice big slice of cheescake.. I know he loves that.
Lady 1: Hahahah thats kinda weird....are you sure your mans not gay?
Lady 2: Thats a good question....
Cheescake - definition
large flappy tits usually succumbed by eating cheescake and or other fatty foods
Liz Rennie has some damn cheescake tits
Cheescake - slang
to ejaculat on a girls face then hit her a punch whitch busts her nose or lip
ye, i was shagging this fit blond and to finish her of i strawberry cheescaked her
Cheescake
whipped cream in an anus and someone eats it out
imma give that girl a cheescake dawg
Cheescake
A prank usually done at parties where one person stands up with just his boxers on, having his ass in front of someones face. While this is happening another person punches that person in the stomach. when that person goes to withdraw their air again, their is an ass in their face. Naturally, they will suck up all of your ass gas and cough until they puke.
Lets give that fag a cheesecake.
Cheescake
booty,pussy, or your girlfreind
"Hey babe wanna give me that cheescake"