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What is chalga?I'm from Bulgaria, and chalga is the most stupid, idotic,and frankly fucked up music style in the world. Listened usually after consuming large amounts of cheap alcohol. Authors: untalanted, Singers: Stupid as hell, usually female, sometimes gay if male, and with enough silicon(if female or gay) in their breasts to make at least 800 computer chips. Example for chalga: chalga - meme gifchalga - videoChalga - what is it?Not particularly sophisticated music by (often) not particularly sophisticated composers, writers, and performers, mostly targeted at not particularly sophisticated listeners with 1/2" foreheads and no necks (insurance business folks, cops, cheap alcohol addicts, etc.) Ooooh Tiger Tiger What does "chalga" mean?Very shity music made by Bulgarian low-inteligent musiciants adicted to low-quality alcohol and preformed by guipsies and retarded whors(most often blond).The lyrics are cheesy and doesn't ring any bells...at all (translation of a chalga lyr) Chalga - what does it mean?Chalga is mostly common in Bulgaria.The best music for rejects who like cheap achohol.To be a chalga singer you need to have: There are cetrain chalga clubs in Bulgaria who are visited by these monsters.Here are just some of the bitches: Chalga - meaningchalga...the very word should strike fear into the heart of every single rationally thinking individual.chalga is the most popular music in Bulgaria and is a mixture of various oriental elements combined with a simple,shallow melody and an even more simple beat.all of this is unified by a really superficial,impotent,dull or just plain stupid text which inspires mainly the sexual,vulgar and material part of society.chalga numbs the mind,rendering all human senses simple and decadent.it corodes your brain like a fuckin' desease and eats up everything inside until only dreams of Mercedes,cash nad whores are left.it provokes a decadent and self-destructive lifestyle-people who listen to chalga are often more open to drugs,alcohol and mindless violence.male singers dress as lowlifes,female ones even more so until they look like some prostitute you can see on the red lights district in Amsterdam.chalga fuckin' sucks and is the most low and meaningless form of expressing yourself through music.fuck that it's not even music.it's just a way for dumb sons-of-bitches to take the money of even dumber sons-of-bitches.end. as if the above isn't enough?chalga sounds like something of the sort:"I'm drunk,I'm useless,I want to have sex with you". Chalga - definitionCatchy music because of the same beat being repeated over and over again. Sung in bulgarian but the melody is usually turkish. The sluts who sing it have probably spent there life savings on plactic surgery and were probably drunk when they decided to be chalgagiki chalga lyrics: shtipni me tuk i tuk i tuk, pinch me here and here and there Chalga - slangImagine a horse. Imagine the heap of horse-shits. These red tomatoes ChalgaA word designating a kind of crappy Bulgarian sound that is based on pop and unintelligently (i.e. half-idiotically) manipulated ethno elements, and that pretends to be music, but cannot be farther away from it thanks to the zero artistic value it has. Singers are usually blond brainless girls with artifically enlarged lips and breasts (full of silicon) in order to hopelessly compensate for the lack of voice and artistic sense. - Do you listen to chalga? ChalgaChalga is a bulgarian style, first meant to be only limited to the music but then grown to a whole movement in the social life of Bulgaria. The main traits of the calga are the following: "Hey, CHALGAR smotan" - excuse me, sir, can I attract you attention to the following matter? ChalgaChalga is a noise peaty similar to the noise that an old farmer makes after consuming a gallon of Rakia combined with the popular village meal β Bean with weenie. The recipe of that meal is known only by the most enlightened and noble villagers such as Granma Pena, Aunty Guna etc. One of the main ingredients of that meal is garlic (donβt ask me how I got to this). So, the combination of that food, drink and the old fat farmer is equal to the chalga singer and those noises that I mentioned earlier. The only difference is that when the farmer opens his mouth to share the noise with the world, is with a smell of death weasels and when the chalga singer opens her mouth the smell is like a, lets say, a mixture of a drunken ladβs copulating organ and fake perfume βPradaβ bought from the popular perfume maker Hasan who owns a store at the βIlienciβ mall. Sheβs been chasing me, mother, sheβs been chasing me. |
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