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What is chainwax?
John was bragging about how hot is girlfriend was but she just isn't all that cute. So I put the pussy on the chainwax.
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chainwax - video
Chainwax - what is it?
A saying popular in the streeta orginating from key and peele comedy skits.
She was up on my belt all night. I had to put thst pussy on the chainwax
What does "chainwax" mean?
A popular phrase used to describe how someone defeated and/or humiliated someone in a verbal or physical conflict. Similar to "kicked his/her ass".
1. "Some ass hole was lookin' for a fight, so I straight up put that pussy on the chainwax!"
2. "Some dude wanted to 1v1 me. I put that pussy on the chainwax."
Chainwax - what does it mean?
Winning a fight or competition that is one on one with a weak opponent, who one has been severely beaten by them as if the person who won barley attempted at all. Praising the winner or oneself for their ability to beat an opponent while barley even attempting.
- He threw in a couple good punches but I was like bip!
- Man, you put the Pussy on the Chainwax
Chainwax - meaning
From a Key & Peele skit talking about how people nowadays just make up words to start trends, Key's character compared something to putting the pussy on the chainwax, his boys waz all like wwwwooooooaoaoaoaoaaahahahhaooohahhahhh. Peele's character then questioned him to its meaning where Key's character burst into tears because he is not good at setting trends.
LeBron: man he is really slim shamming it
Jared: man you making shit up, stop putting the pussy on the chainwax.
Chainwax - definition
A nonsensical exclamation popularized by Key and Peele. Its true meaning is unknown even to its creators. Typically shouted/chanted loudly while hanging with bros. Originally the purpose of pussy on the chainwax was to start a "thing". As you can see, they have succeeded.
Key: Yo, imma put that pussy on the chainwax!
Peele: Are you trying to start a "thing"?
Chainwax - slang
Pussy on the Chainwax, coming to a conversation near you
Chainwax
Originally cited in the eponymous Key and Peele sketch, it means "to handle with efficiency and skill more than equal to a given challenge creating a much improved situation esp. while causing discomfort and humiliation to individuals obstructing such improvements".
The likely etymology being that waxing a pussy (singular) would merely require wax (and patience). If one were to create a device capable of waxing pussies (multiple) in chained succession, then surely to use such a device on a single pussy would create several effects: 1. the pussy in question would be quickly, effectively and likely painfully waxed (thus improving the situation vis-a-vis 70s bush) 2. Those who might have obstructed such an endeavor would be soundly defeated and publicly humiliated
A:"You take care of that shit?"
B:"Yo, I put that pussy on the chainwax, son!
C:"Motherf@ckers keep trippin' up in this bitch, and I'ma have to put that pussy on the chainwax!"
Chainwax
Using an unknown word or phrase in normal conversation, almost always to promote the spread of that usage for the bragging rights it brings.
A reference to a Key and Peele sketch wherein a character tries to drop "I put that p*ssy on the chainwax" only to have a friend call him out on the non-existence of that expression.
A lot of the posts on urban dictionary are nothing more than people chainwaxing.
Chainwax
To place the pussy upon the chainwax is a euphemism for accumulating mass quantities of vagina and aligning them on a figurative conveyor belt for organized fucking. Think of a chain, it has links that form a line. The wax alludes to smooth and speedy transitions. Thus, putting the pussy on the chainwax means having bitches ready to fuck in an orderly and timely manner.
My friend puts the pussy on the chainwax.