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What is caveat?
The limitations and specific stipulations that must be considered when asking a question where the expectation is that the answer will be skewed to impress the question asker.
Jacob: "I asked her if she liked mustaches. She said yes!"
Friend: "You forget the Facer Caveat! She is answering yes because she knows that is what you want to hear."
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Caveat - what is it?
{ΛkΔ-vΔ-Λat brΙͺΛΙ‘eΙͺd} - noun
Spiritual sibling to Grammar nazi and Genre police.
The "Caveat-Brigade" are a bunch of people whose desperate need for validation from online strangers drive them to argue against sound reasoning by employing overexaggerated scenarios in which a statement would be the opposite of what was claimed.
They frequently employ Tu qouque arguments seeking to invalidate or detract from the conversation by lowering everyone involved into a mire of what-aboutism and semantics.
John - "Yeah, what the Nazis did during WWII was downright monsterous..."
Sam - "Actually, monstrous is a poor choice or words, the german people were forced to behave the way they did because they got screwed after WWI... besides, Hitler did what was right for Germany at the time"
Anna - "What the hell Sam?!"
John - "Ignore him Anna, heΒ΄s from the Caveat-Brigade"
What does "caveat" mean?
Steven Colbert: Caveat Emptor or Latin for a Tuff tittie...
Caveat - what does it mean?
(LATIN) "let the reader beware"
Abu Yahya is a brilliant writer and exceptionally good-looking. He's thoughtful and detail-oriented, and gives a good foot-rub.
CAVEAT LECTOR: I am Abu Yahya.
Caveat - meaning
A quasi-Latin phrase meaning "Let the reader beware everything that follows was written while the writer was stoned."
Caveat Stoner: How do know, like, every instant of your life isn't, like, you know, it's own, like, individual reality that, like, goes on for eternity...etc
Caveat - definition
Caveat Emptor is latin for "let the buyer beware" and is the basic idea that a buyer should closely examine every item and purchase they make as if they are about to be ripped off, making purchasing safer.
I gave my credit card number to some website to purchase something and the owner charged up my card. Well, as they say; Caveat Emptor.
Caveat - slang
Beware skinny girls who like junk food
Rube: I went to the movies with Kristy and she ate a whole bag of buttered popcorn. I don't know how she stays so skinny
Wiseguy: Caveat Dorito pal.
Caveat
Verb. To consume an item of food in one mouthful whilst yawning.
"High levels of donut caveating may be observed at board meetings."
Caveat
You would know wouldn't you Dr. JeepJorp? About lying?
Hym "See, Dr. Jeepjorp Peepeestones knows all about lying, doesn't he? 'You don't believe in God? Well, he doesn't believe in you either!' π€£ Hahaha! What!?
How could an omniscient creature 'believe' in any capacity? Who are your trying to fool!? Oh... Right, the wager. The Creature. That's... Ha! I forgot for a second. I do like that you gave yourself a caveat. 'At least I'm not lying.' You are an absolute trip!"
Caveat
A warning or caution. Used by piece-of-shit A-holes at work who try to sound important in meetings to cover up their utter incompetence.
If that fuckin' douchebag says "caveat" one more time, I'm gonna kick him in the taint. Fuckin' choad.