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What is cat shit?
From a Meg Ryan movie 'Promised Land' and referenced to in Stephen King's 'Dreamcatcher' by Jason Lee. Lee as Jim/Beaver: "In the movies, when people wake up together in the morning, they immediately start kissing, nuzzling and going at it, but what they never do is get up first, take a leak and brush their goddamn teeth, which I don't think I'm alone in feeling is pretty much necessary when you wake up." then he says something like 'like meg ryan in that movie promised land'
Pete Moore (Timothy Olyphant): "Promised Land? Never heard of it."
Jim "Beaver" Claredon (Jason Lee): "Meg Ryan and uh whats his name? Reefer Sutherland..."
The Guys: "Keefer!"
Beaver: "...from I don't know 1988 or something. So, Meg Ryan wakes up in the morning and says "Where's the cat?" and he says "What cat?" and she says "The cat that shit in my mouth."
Morning breath is worse if you pass out without brushing your teeth, after a night of drinking and onion pizza after the bar.
~waking up the 'morning after'
Bev: Where's the cat?
Danny: What cat?
Bev: The cat that shit in my mouth.
Since my example has to use the exact phrase 'a cat shit in my mouth' and i quoted the movie and don't want to change it, I'll make more examples
~Amy: Damn where's that cat?
Chris: What cat? I thought you only had dogs
Amy: I do, but I think a cat shit in my mouth this morning"
~"Oh snap, your breath is so rank a cat must of shit in your mouth"
cat shit - video
Cat shit - what is it?
phrase used the morning after a heavy night of drinking. it refers to the very nasty taste left in one's mouth as part of a hangover.
cory: hey craig, you got any pets?
craig: no. why?
cory: cause last night i passed out on your floor, and i think a cat shit in my mouth.
What does "cat shit" mean?
when a black guy's dick is so small, it actually looks like a piece of cat shit.
Girl 1: holy shit. look! that black guy's dick is so tiny!
Girl 2: no shit man, he's got cat shit dick syndrome.
Cat shit - what does it mean?
The taste in your mouth when you wake up if you neglect to brush your teeth the previous night/day. Usually occurs from a night of heavy alcohol consumption. It can also have the feel and density of overly-sweetened honey.
Drinker 1: Man I have this horrible taste in my mouth.
Drinker 2: Dude you drank a lot last night and just passed out on the couch. You've got cat shit in the mouth.
Cat shit - meaning
Morning breath which smells as if a cat took a shit in your mouth, as you slept.
Good morning, did a cat shit in your mouth last night? Your breath is "cat shit breath".
Cat shit - definition
What one ate while sleeping, that melts your eyebrows off when they breathe morning breath on you, upon first waking up.
Daaaamn baby, turn back over! Smells like you ate a cat shit sammich last night!
Cat shit - slang
Cat Shit Carl can usually be observed working at Denny's at 3:00 in the morning on Fridays, easily recognized by his signature sour, ochre-colored cat shit-like stink.
Example:
Bill (to Steve as they are about to enter Denny's after drinking Heavily): I can't wait for my lumberjack slam, that shit is nice!
Steve (upon noticing Cat Shit Carl clearing tables): Dude, we have to eat somewhere else.
Bill: Why?
Steve: Cuz I just saw Cat Shit Carl in there and there is no way I can eat with that greasy cat shit smell lingering around.
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Cat shit
a small shit, much like that of a cat's.
person 1: Man, I take like tiny shits.
person 2: Haha, you take like little cat shits.
Cat shit
1. The feces of a cat
2. food that tastes really nasty.
1. Eww...there's cat shit in my garden!
2. What the hell is this? Liver and onions? I'm not eating this cat shit!