Definder - what does the word mean?

What is this cat?

1. Rulers of the internet

2. Cute

3. Fireballs of claws and death

Me: Hey its a cat
Friend: oh cool
Me: *makes a luring noise*
Friend: you shouldnt-
Me: *strokes cat*
Cat: *purrs* meow
Me: oh whos so cute? *looks away* *accidentally pokes cats eye* ...
Cat: *catches fire and goes into ball form with claws facing out*
Me: uhm.. *gets attacked by cat* *dies* *singed body on the ground*
Friend: i told him so...

END

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this cat - video


This cat - what is it?

A small, usually furry creature. It chooses when it will send or receive affection. They will either love you or completely despise you, there is no inbetween. Will most likely control the human race in 50 years.

Person #1: What is that!

Person #2: Just my cat.

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What does "this cat" mean?

U must be pretty stupid if you don’t know what a cat is

You just now: what is a cat?
Me: Who does not know what a cat is?

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This cat - what does it mean?

an epic creature that will shoot fire at you if you get near it. you can usually find one outside or near/in a house. its main abilities are to chomp and scratch but they can also pounce, shoot lasers out of their eyes, be cute, jump as high as they want, and fly. do not fight one unless you are equipped with extreme power armor and heavy assault cannons. its also better to bring multiple friends. dont say i didnt warn you when you get vaporized from being fooled by its cuteness.

i walked up to a cat and died because i wasnt well equipped

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This cat - meaning

the most cuddly gifts from god.

Cats are my idol.

Cats are love. Cats are life.

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This cat - definition

Independent little killing machines that choose to share their life with us.

I like cats

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This cat - slang

Ninjas in fur suit with knives hidden in the paws.

When you cat(or cats) stalks the hallway at night? Yeah, it's training.

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This cat

Cats are real life gremlin bois who deserve all your love and cuddles

i love my little gremlin *points to confused cat*

cat/cats

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This cat

when a person makes the noice cat cat cat cat cat cat

"CAT CAT CAT CAT CAT CAT CAT CAT CAT CAT!"

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This cat

said with a small grin when you must marvel at another guys ingenuity, stupidness, or ridiculousness, or any other idiocy

me: i'm tryna bang the hostess at the margarita bar. that makes a trifecta.

will: .... this cat...

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