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What is cantaloupes?
A being which seems to possesses no limbs, as the shape of said being obscures them.
Jim: Look at the size of that homeless fellow.
Reuben: Cantalouper.
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Cantaloupes - what is it?
A sexy game (usually in public restrooms) involving 2 lesbians, a straight girl, tennis racquets, and Listerine.
I'm not very good at cantaloupe.
What does "cantaloupes" mean?
A person prone to ill-advised behavior; a dumbass, a moron.
"So I drive into this Gas Station the other day, and what do I see? This complete cantaloupe was pumping gas into a soda bottle while smoking a cigarette."
Cantaloupes - what does it mean?
a large round fruit, with a gray, bumby rind and a delicious orange interior
"Today I bought a cantaloupe at Food Lion"
Cantaloupes - meaning
A cantaloupe has a rough grey skin on the outside, but reveals tender juicy flesh in the middle. The mildly sweet and juicy flavor of cantaloupe makes it a perfect fruit. Cantaloupes are also commonly known as muskmelons, mush melons, rock melons and Persian melons. They really are a natural phenomenon.
'May I please have a cantaloupe?'
Cantaloupes - definition
Word used when hiking to warn your fellow hikers to stop talking about goat sex because strangers are approaching.
Her: So Goat sex is no different than human sex in that.....
Me: *Sees someone we aren’t hiking with* CANTALOUPE!
Her: These rocks are pointy.....
Cantaloupes - slang
Cantaloupical means to act like a cantaloupe. Cantaloupes are fresh and juicy, so a cantaloupical person would act really nicely, but their weakness would be always telling the truth, even in bad situations. They would taste juicy, and look lovely and fresh every day.
Oh, have you met Johnny? He's really cantaloupical!
Cantaloupes
The word cantaloupic is used to describe somebody who likes cantaloupes a whole lot. A cantaloupic is like a chocoholic, but doesn't like chocolate, instead cantaloupes. A cantaloupic may also have a certain personality, they may be always open and 'fresh' in situations. Tasting rather juicy, cantaloupics are fun to be around, and may eat cantaloupes a whole lot!
My friend Joanna is a real cantaloupic!
Cantaloupes
Jesus that crazy bitch kicked me in the cantaloupes, man. I be singin soprano for the next week or so fo shizzles.
Cantaloupes
(n). term for the firm, round, melon-like breasts of a female.
Damn. I'd like to check those cantaloupes for ripeness.